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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

anon's gf is into girls and wants to see her gf all pretty. she has a fetish for seeing her loved one be happy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Anon's gf likes her(?), oh no, and now anon is confused?

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 day ago

it means you're getting the strap, anon

[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 day ago

crying isn't a safeword

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm not sure I understand all the jargon in this one.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Boymoder = trans woman who "hides" their identity by wearing typically male clothes.

Cis = not trans

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Is "Boy Mode" affiliated with "Sicko Mode"?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh like boy-mode -er

I thought it was some weird spelling of boy-mother

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Oh, good. I'm not alone. I was having some difficulty parsing this meme.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

if you mean "boymoder" that word often refers to closeted trans women (also called eggs), who have yet to fully socially transition and wear masculine clothing. Sometimes this word is also used by people experimenting with their gender

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

An egg is a trans person who hasn't realized/accepted that they're trans yet, not just one that's in the closet.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

yeah that too, though the definition of "egg" is pretty fluid from what i've seen, or at least, that's how i saw it (so many people joking "still cis" and "i'm an egg" that idk if they're just joking about it, or if they're checking out a new identity but making it all a joke is easier? idk)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I can't speak for other people. But at least for me all the "still cis" and "I'm an egg hahah" was pretty much checking out a new identity but using humor to make it easier like you said.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Egg as in “hasn’t hatched yet”? So once you realize you’re trans you “hatch”?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Basically. When you finally realize/accept it we call that cracking.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

please keep the tttt posts going, I don't want to go back to 4tran

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't know what either of those things are, I just post screencaps I think are amusing, but as long as you're enjoying

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

tttt is a nickname for the /LGBT/ board on 4chan. the LGBT board is often called TTTT because it's mostly trans people, very few cis people. 4tran is a reddit community for posting TTTT Screenshots

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

don't, it's a horrible place of trans people who hate themselves and other trans people

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Oh, okay then, I'll trust you

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

where do i find ANY gf?