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[–] [email protected] 169 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Having bunch of plugins built-in is not any better than having a bunch of plugins

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I would argue it's worse. You can't choose the things that are actually beneficial to you and how you work.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can, they are not built in but bundled

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's just built in with extra steps.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Security-wise, yeah? IIRC Microsoft is very nonchalant with checking that there's nothing malicious in the plugins on their marketplace.

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[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You guys use editors? Real programmers only need a mechanical hard drive, a magnetized needle and a steady hand.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago

or: C-x M-c M-butterfly

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

You're allowed to hand wire breadboards with transistors and switches and capacitors and LEDs.... You're allowed to get shit done

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 week ago

describing IntelliJ as "good".

Shots fired back. 😈

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 week ago (1 children)

quietly scoots his entire github repo for his neovim configuration and 200+ plugins behind his back

Haha yeah totally

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What on earth do you need/use 200+ plugins for? Can you name a tenth of the uses off-hand? 😅

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (9 children)

A lot of them are dependencies of other plugins.

Stuff like icons support, and every little feature. Neovim is extremely minimalist to start, so you need plugins just to get something as simple as a scrollbar lol

Things like git status of files and file lines, all your LSPs, syntax highlighting (for each language you work with), file explorer, you name it, there's a lot.

But what's nice about nvim is for any of these given features, there's numerous options to pick from. Theres probably a dozen options to choose from for what kind of scrollbar you want in your editor, as an example.

So you end up with a huge amount of plugins in the end, for all your custom stuff you have configured.

You have to setup yourself (though theres a lot of very solid copy pasteable recipes for each feature):

  • Scrollbar
  • Tabs(if you want em)
  • bookmarking
  • every LSP
  • treesitter
  • navigation (possibly multiple of them, I use both a file tree, telescope, and harpoon)
  • file history stuff
  • git integrations, including integrating it with the numerous other plugins you use (many of them can integrate with git for stuff like status icons)
  • Code commenting/uncommenting
  • Code comment tags (IE TODO/BUG/HACK/etc)
  • your package manager is also a package (I like lazy for wicked fast open speeds, neovim opens in under 1s for me)
  • hotkey management (I like to use which-key)
  • prose plugins (lots of great options here too, I use nvim for more than just coding!)
  • neorg, so I can use nvim for taking notes, scheduling stuff, etc too
  • debugger via nvim-dap
  • debugger UI via nvim-dap-ui
  • lualine, which is a popular statusline plugin people like to have at the bottom of their IDE for general file info
  • new-file-template which lets me create templates for new files by extension (IE when I make a .cs file and start editting it, I can pick from numerous templates I've made to start from, same for .ts, .lua, etc etc)
  • git conflict, which can detect and work with detected git merge conflict sections in any type of file and give me hotkeys to do stuff like pick A / B / Both / Neither, that sorta stuff

The list goes on and on haha

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

Plugins on a universal open source IDE are a better system than specialised proprietary IDEs (that also share "core" code but it's not open source).

Fight me.

Fair warning though: I know these

/weakSpot
:g/your confidence/d
:x

Neovim logo

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (23 children)

Lol wow, intelliJ? Shit's slow as fuck

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

I have 60ish plugins for VS Code and IntelliJ is still slower / sluggish.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

You prefer to focus on its other shortcomings?

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (5 children)

IntelliJ? That's on you for using Java

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (13 children)

NGL I'd use jetbrainz products more if they weren't that pricey and more portable

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Most of their IDEs you can use for free for non-commercial purposes and even if you need to buy them; when you compare software development to any other profession our tools are incredibly cheap. You can get all the Jetbrains IDEs for less than 300€. Compare that to a HDL simulator or a 3D CAD application like Autodesk. These easily cost several thousand euros each year.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Arent they like $100/yr a pop? Thats less than what adobe charges for photoshop.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

And they get cheaper the longer you hold the license

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Switched to Zed recently, after finding out it's basically flawless on Linux now (it was pretty bad initially) and after about 20 minutes uninstalled vscodium for good.
It's a very solid editor and one less electron thing on my system.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

vscode is actually a pretty decent code editor for my needs. I use VSCodium which is basically the same thing except lacking support for a few proprietary extensions (most notably the Microsoft C/C++ extension, so I use clangd instead which for some reason was way easier to set up with copr repo on fedora than either on windows or with flathub on fedora...)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe I just have a shitty computer, but I feel like as good as intelliJ is, it's very slow compared to VScode. And fuck me if I'm trying to do anything in Android Studio.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It is slower. It's a fully fledged IDE, VSCode is not so it will always be way faster, but that's again this meme, JetBrains IDE's are super powerful so I guess you can say what it lacks in speed it got in power. It's also written in Java so it's memory heavy, but it is what it is.

I use both and I enjoy both. I would never however use JetBrains to open and edit a single file, its way to slow for that.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yes, I’d rather have 35 different IDEs for every task I need to do. Much better than One To Rule Them All.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

VSCode is just Emacs with a weirder Lisp. (/s)

(You can tear my Emacs from my cold dead hands)

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[–] ILikeBoobies 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Being plugin based avoids bloat (doesn’t matter for code-oss because it’s electron)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (11 children)

It also plays into their goal to make VS Code seem open source while being the opposite! A lot of the functionality is in the marketplace but non Microsoft products aren't legally allowed to use it and you're not allowed to distribute builds of the plugins.

Use VS Codium instead.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Reporting in! 🫡

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

If you're working on a large project/product then sure, but VS Code is just so damn good, it's so much fucking faster than IntelliJ, has so many more options and is typically just more intuitive to me. Whenever I can I typically use it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Recently switched to a new contract, which resulted in me switching from IDEA Ultimate to vscode. This picture is terribly accurate.

In intellij I usually do code reviews by checking out the code and comparing the branch to origin/main to step through the changes. Just a right click menu option to compare branches.

I took for granted that this is just a thing IDEs should do, so I looked in vain for a while before googling it and finding out I need a plugin for that. (If I'm wrong please help me find the button, I still believe it must be in there somewhere. Surely the owners of GitHub can compare branches?)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Lol "as good as intellij" what the actual fuck.

I cannot imagine how much worse you'd have to make vscode to make it as shit as intellij is. And even vscode is pretty shit.

Kotlin would be a great language if it wasn't hampered by that IDE.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

neovim users spending 3 days rewriting old unmaintained extension for telescope

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