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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

Yes, but we also include turnips and rutabaga. I've been tempted to add beets but don't want it to look like a murder

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I do once in awhile, usually if I see a good looking pot roast on sale. I usually use this recipe, it's for beef stew but it also works as the liquid for a pot roast. https://www.fromvalerieskitchen.com/classic-stovetop-beef-stew/#wprm-recipe-container-60964

[–] [email protected] 2 points 26 minutes ago

The easiest pot roast recipe:

  • One chuck roast
  • Carrots
  • Potatoes
  • 1 head of garlic
  • Two packets of brown gravy mix.
  • Two packets of ranch dressing mix (yes, really).
  • Two packets of Italian dressing mix (yes, really).
  • Browning & seasoning sauce.
  • Beef stock
  1. Combine packets in a bowl, and stir to evenly combine.
  2. Rub pot roast with a few dashes of browning sauce, until evenly covered.
  3. Chop carrots and potatoes into large chunks.
  4. Peel garlic cloves.
  5. Fuckin throw everything into a slow cooker.
  6. Sprinkle seasoning mix over everything.
  7. Add about an inch of beef stock to the bottom of the pot.
  8. Set slow cooker to low, and fuck off for like 8-10 hours. Or if you’re using a leaner cut of meat, set to high and fuck off for 5’ish hours instead.
[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

All the time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

📡📡📡

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

4 ingredients;!?!? Who can afford that? Best I can do is 2.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

Fuck yeah, I'm making one this weekend actually

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

....I can't find it.

Where's the Ed Sheeran bit? I'm sure there's a reference in there.

Is he the carrot? He's the carrot, isn't he?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The potato?

Hmm... Maybe potato.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

Carrot. Because he is a ginger. Like carrot top.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not British, so I don't cook my roast.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

They eat it raw.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

I roast the roast, as it's proper.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wife makes it at least once a month.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Yeah she needs to add a little more salt on the carrots

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Pretty common here in the Midwest.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I prefer to do my roasts on a bed of aromatic mirepoix. I'll cook the potatoes separately.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

(Click saving) this guy (and myself) move the potatoes to another ceramic, add celery to the carrot-onion mix & chop that and leave it under the roast

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Bit more info, this is a common combination for stocks, soups and stews in French cuisine, traditionally 2:1:1 ratio onions to carrots and celery.

In Italian cuisine the essentially same thing is Sofrito, there is also the Cajun Holy Trinity which varies ingredients but is for similar purposes.

This is kind of a staple for a lot of quality cooking, you should at least make a stock from scratch at some point in your life and you'll see why these combinations are so important if you do so.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah. Nothing wrong with it, but I either don't have time for roast or have better things (to my taste) to cook with that time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Crock pot or pressure cooker will work just fine, just set the timer

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

That's one of the meals I first cook when Fall begins, and a big 'ol vat of 5 meat chili.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You should try this recipe, then.

Best seitan roast I've had.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Wow! That looks complicated but looks delicious!. I have to learn about saitan.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

I'm totally dumbfounded and brains splattered. WTF! How did I go 4 years of vegan without learning about this stuff!

Goals: Fajitas Philly cheese stake

If can get this done, I will die a happy man.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I haven't done that for at least two weeks.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pot roast? Cook pot roast? No, beef is too expensive, I just cook the pot.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Nothing wrong with a pork roast.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

The smell from my childhood strongly disagree with you

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ngl, I hate cooked carrots. But I'll throw the rest together in a pan with a pack of Lipton French Onion soup mix. Reminds me of my grandma.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Boiling gets the sweet carrot flavor out of the carrot and into the stew. It's like onions and celery, the point is not to have mushy bits of formerly flavorful vegetables, but to have those flavors in the food. If you're making a mirepoix for soup or stew, it is a mistake to leave big chunks or slices of carrot intact.

Roasted carrots are different, though, I agree.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Carrots in a stew, great. Boiled carrots as a side dish? Let's throw all that flavor down the sink. See you in hell aunt Ellen

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

This is why there are varying carrots in my stew.

Some go in early to get that carrot flavor in the stock, which I like, but that makes them mushy and gross.

So I usually try and get the first carrots out before the potatoes go in, and then it's kind of a guess on my end when to put more carrots in so they're nicely cooked but not overdone.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

You forgot French onion soup

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

I've switched to Ropa Vieja with rice. It's so much better and can easily freeze leftovers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I actually just finished eating that half an hour ago. In the instant pot with some sauce. Good stuff.

[–] Kowowow 8 points 1 day ago

I'm more into beef stew than roast beef but man I'd love to be able to pick some up from fast food place

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