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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Jokes on you, with the deferred maintenance, my car has negative worth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

"Okay and does it tell the time?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Has this one done it? or how many such watches in do you get to be happy?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

"Oh, am I supposed to kiss it?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Such frivolous spenditure will rot your money. Decay of your father's fortune and your child's kingdom. Begotten by weak flesh and temptation, coward from strength.

Even the homeless know to not show your power before you speak, or your trades will be levied against you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

You spend this much money for a watch that can't even turn a deer into roadkill? Your loss.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

So you could have donated that money to a food bank or homeless shelter and gotten a tax break. Or you could have just kept it and invested in dividend paying stock, but instead you spent it on a watch that tells you the same time as my $20 watch?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Compliment it and remember that the guy is an asshole lmao

[–] MangioneDontMiss 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

seems like a giant waste of money when you have phone that has the time on it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not gonna argue that it's not a waste of money to get a watch that expensive, but just having a watch is quite nice. Not having to fish my phone out of my pocket and click the power button every time i want to check the time is something i appreciate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

That's why you have a personal assistant follow you around!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Cool story bro

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Tell him I still banged your mom tho

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

So is that watch gottem

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Yao_Ming.gif

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Sad as fuck that you need expensive set pieces to maintain the facade of your self worth. If I were over here wearing a Timex I'd still be fine with who I was. Would you?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I can read digital clocks faster.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Can you go careening around twisty mountain roads with the top down with a 6 speed manual stick with that watch? No? I'll take my Miata any day. Good luck with your time keeping.

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