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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I forgot the term for this but this is basically the AI blue screening when it keeps repeating the same answer because it can no longer predict the next word from the model it is using. I may have over simplified it. Entertaining nonetheless.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Autocomplete with delusions of grandeur

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Schizophren-AI

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

Google's new cooperation with a knife manufacturer

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The AI needs help to cut the loop, perhaps it needs a new set of knives?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

A new set of knives?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

You get a knife, you get a knife, everyone get's a knife!

[–] skisnow 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What's frustrating to me is there's a lot of people who fervently believe that their favourite model is able to think and reason like a sentient being, and whenever something like this comes up it just gets handwaved away with things like "wrong model", "bad prompting", "just wait for the next version", "poisoned data", etc etc...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Given how poorly defined "think", "reason", and "sentience" are, any these claims have to be based purely on vibes. OTOH it's also kind of hard to argue that they are wrong.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

this really is a model/engine issue though. the Google Search model is unusably weak because it's designed to run trillions of times per day in milliseconds. even still, endless repetition this egregious usually means mathematical problems happened somewhere, like the SolidGoldMagikarp incident.

think of it this way: language models are trained to find the most likely completion of text. answers like "you should eat 6-8 spiders per day for a healthy diet" are (superficially) likely - there's a lot of text on the Internet with that pattern. clanging like "a set of knives, a set of knives, ..." isn't likely, mathematically.

last year there was an incident where ChatGPT went haywire. small numerical errors in the computations would snowball, so after a few coherent sentences the model would start sundowning - clanging and rambling and responding with word salad. the problem in that case was bad cuda kernels. I assume this is something similar, either from bad code or a consequence of whatever evaluation shortcuts they're taking.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Instructions extremely clear, got them 6 sets of knives.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Based and AI-pilled

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

What about pizza with glue-toppings?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

AI is truly the sharpest tool in the ~~kitchen cabinet~~ shed

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Is that a threat??

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

This is my post-hypnotic trigger phrase.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

... a new set of knives, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, lisa needs braces, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, dental plan, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, lisa needs braces, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, dental plan, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, a new set of knives...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I may get some flak for this, but might I suggest a fork

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Or possibly ten thousand spoons.

[–] altasshet 3 points 6 days ago

But only if all they need is a knife.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I've been summoned, just like Beetlejuice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

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[–] MystikIncarnate 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Snaaaaaake!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Why is gemini becoming GLADoS 😭

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Oh come on is this gpt-2m

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Bud Spencer: What does he have? Terence Hill: A postcard from Solingen.

https://youtu.be/ykzRAUBLo9g

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Knives, pointy knives, that burn with the fires of a thousand evils.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 5 days ago

A hangnail is more useful than AI.

[–] [email protected] 124 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Different idea: how about a new set of knives?

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This just proves that Google's AI is a cut above the rest!

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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