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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The AI needs help to cut the loop, perhaps it needs a new set of knives?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

A new set of knives?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I forgot the term for this but this is basically the AI blue screening when it keeps repeating the same answer because it can no longer predict the next word from the model it is using. I may have over simplified it. Entertaining nonetheless.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Autocomplete with delusions of grandeur

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Schizophren-AI

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Is that a threat??

[–] [email protected] 123 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Different idea: how about a new set of knives?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I don't think knives was a suggested option.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I thought it was just me, I was messing with gemini-2.5-flash API yesterday and it repeated letters into oblivion

my bot is named clode in reference to claude, but its running on gemini

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

TF2 Pyro starter pack

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Google's new cooperation with a knife manufacturer

[–] [email protected] 89 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This just proves that Google's AI is a cut above the rest!

[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 days ago

Cutting edge technology, eh

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I may get some flak for this, but might I suggest a fork

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or possibly ten thousand spoons.

[–] altasshet 3 points 1 day ago

But only if all they need is a knife.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

You get a knife, you get a knife, everyone get's a knife!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Instructions extremely clear, got them 6 sets of knives.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Based and AI-pilled

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Who wouldn't love receiving 17 new sets of knives?!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I counted and it's accurate

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I counted it too and it's accurate

(in case the reader needs more data points)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

I didn't count, but I believe these three

(in case the reader wanted some random guys opinion)

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My wife is going to stab me

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] skisnow 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What's frustrating to me is there's a lot of people who fervently believe that their favourite model is able to think and reason like a sentient being, and whenever something like this comes up it just gets handwaved away with things like "wrong model", "bad prompting", "just wait for the next version", "poisoned data", etc etc...

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I've been summoned, just like Beetlejuice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

This is my post-hypnotic trigger phrase.

[–] caseyweederman 14 points 2 days ago

You can't give me back what you've taken
But you can give me something that's almost as good
An image of the album Getting Into Knives by The Mountain Goats. Arrayed vertically are several small ornate knives, alternatingly blade up or down. The band name is in small text in the top left and the album title is in the same small text in the top right.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I'm from Finland. We like knives over here.

That's entirely too many knives.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

🤔 have you considered a... New set of knives?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

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[–] MystikIncarnate 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Snaaaaaake!!!!!

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Joke's on you, I married a tonberry.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

What about pizza with glue-toppings?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago (15 children)
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[–] ImplyingImplications 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the classic Always Be Closing speech from Glengarry Glen Ross

As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is a set of steak knives. Fourth prize is a set of steak knives. Fifth prize is a set of steak knives. Sixth prize is a set of steak knives. Seventh prize is a set of steak knives. Eighth prize is a set of steak knives. Ninth prize is a set of steak knives. Tenth prize is a set of steak knives. Eleventh prize is a set of steak knives. Twelfth prize is a set of steak knives.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

AI is truly the sharpest tool in the ~~kitchen cabinet~~ shed

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

... a new set of knives, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, lisa needs braces, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, dental plan, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, lisa needs braces, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, dental plan, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, a new set of knives...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

You surely will not regret a new set of knives

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Big knives are up to something

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