All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

The AI needs help to cut the loop, perhaps it needs a new set of knives?

Is that a threat??

I forgot the term for this but this is basically the AI blue screening when it keeps repeating the same answer because it can no longer predict the next word from the model it is using. I may have over simplified it. Entertaining nonetheless.

A hangnail is more useful than AI.

I may get some flak for this, but might I suggest a fork

Google's new cooperation with a knife manufacturer

I've been summoned, just like Beetlejuice.

I thought it was just me, I was messing with gemini-2.5-flash API yesterday and it repeated letters into oblivion

my bot is named clode in reference to claude, but its running on gemini

You get a knife, you get a knife, everyone get's a knife!

Instructions extremely clear, got them 6 sets of knives.

Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives More Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Even More Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives All the Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives

This is my post-hypnotic trigger phrase.

Different idea: how about a new set of knives?

What's frustrating to me is there's a lot of people who fervently believe that their favourite model is able to think and reason like a sentient being, and whenever something like this comes up it just gets handwaved away with things like "wrong model", "bad prompting", "just wait for the next version", "poisoned data", etc etc...

This just proves that Google's AI is a cut above the rest!

You can't give me back what you've taken
But you can give me something that's almost as good

Who wouldn't love receiving 17 new sets of knives?!

What about pizza with glue-toppings?

My wife is going to stab me

🤔 have you considered a... New set of knives?

... a new set of knives, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, lisa needs braces, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, dental plan, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, lisa needs braces, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, dental plan, a new set of knives, a new set of knives, a new set of knives...

AI is truly the sharpest tool in the ~~kitchen cabinet~~ shed

Joke's on you, I married a tonberry.

The AI wants to be a chef

Reminds me of the classic Always Be Closing speech from Glengarry Glen Ross

As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is a set of steak knives. Fourth prize is a set of steak knives. Fifth prize is a set of steak knives. Sixth prize is a set of steak knives. Seventh prize is a set of steak knives. Eighth prize is a set of steak knives. Ninth prize is a set of steak knives. Tenth prize is a set of steak knives. Eleventh prize is a set of steak knives. Twelfth prize is a set of steak knives.

I'm from Finland. We like knives over here.

That's entirely too many knives.