A SUPA TRUE STORY
A mild-mannered doctor is trained in the art of ass-kicking by a no-nonsense ghetto kid in an effort to regain a family heirloom from Uganda's toughest gang.
Watched it last night (on Tubi). Hilarious!!! Thanks so much for this discovery. I'm going to try to find other Wakaliwood films.
My log:
Many spoilers
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The high security enclosure for the money exchange... is made of cardboard.
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Narrator: "I have a key." Swaz smashes window with hammer. Narrator: "Ugandan key!" :D
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How many Abba song titles is the narrator going to use?
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OMG, this narration :D 🤣
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SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ!
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Swaz shoots cop up the arse. Narrator: "My bums!"
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"I'm too old for this shit."
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Chase scene squeezing through narrow gaps in shanty town. Narrator: "The unfittables."
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After an absolutely insane pedal-to-the-metal opening 12 minutes, the orphan section really slows things down. But very soon "Ten years later". Phew!
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Man with eyes closed in chair. Narrator: "Is he dead?" Man rouses. "Oh, this is Uganda, I thought he's dead."
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"Sluuuuuurp"
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"How can you love this roach turd?"
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Little kid to US doctor: "I can train you to be a commando." SLAP! "First lesson." :D
Is that Wesley Snipes or 'Buddy' Spencer? -
Shanty town boys chasing white doctor as part of his 'commando' training. Narrator: "Get the muzungu. Eat the muzungu. Cook him alive! He must be delicious."
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"This is ghetto. THIS IS GHETTO."
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"Mamma mia." Another Abba song title.
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Muzungu wants info on Big Black's location from little girl. Her: "First, give me my sweets." Narrator: "Ugandan women."
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Cop explaining plan: "My kung fu cops will surround them."
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"Predator's half-Jamaican, you know."
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"Uganda's first women in prison movie", starring the female Bud Spencer! SLAP!
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Supa criminal's demands: "... And I want '24' back on TV!"
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"What a movie! Good thing it's over."
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Character background? Narrator: "Booorrrriiing." Fast forward.
