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Cream cheese, slap ya mama, and jalapeños from a jar. Microwaved.

6.5/10, but it's not a quesadilla.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

What the hell dude, cream cheese and jalapenos are a saintly combo, underrated honestly, but then you went and nuked the tortillas? Who raised you and do they know what you've become??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The things my dad eats would kill a lesser being.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

no no no no no...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Heat up the tortillas in a skillet first and I'm down. Hell, I might go make it right now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is my go-to snack when there's nothing else in the house. I was too lazy to grab a pan, but that would bump it up to at least an 8.2/10.

Bonus points if you have a tiny bit of sour cream or cilantro laying around.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait you eat the tortillas without cooking them?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Microwaved for 22 seconds.

.... I swear I'm a good cook when it matters.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Las Depresiones

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i think we should combine our powers, ive posted similar here

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's not bad! It just looks extra haggard today. Do you also put mustard on plain potato chips?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

...yes lol I LOVE mustard

[–] LostWon 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Stepping past what's on the plate, that plate design is one of the Corelle ones that is known to leak high levels of lead. Please don't eat off it-- try to get something safer. 🙏🏾

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That is not good news, I've eaten off the upper left ones for decades.

[–] LostWon 4 points 1 day ago

The day I learned about this, I threw away some (rarely used) old plates myself. And I ate off the same ones OP posted myself, as a kid. Between these and the leaded gas fumes at gas stations, many of us had some lovely pollution to endure throughout our younger years (and beyond, in many cases).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Holy shit. What state/country is that from?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Pizza Capital of the United States.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

St. Louis?

/s