saltnotsugar

joined 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 minutes ago

They should have had one kid with a bassoon.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 24 minutes ago (1 children)

Slug diplomat makes agreement with ant diplomat.
Ants carry away salt.
Slugs share jam.
OP unwittingly made bug super alliance.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago

There was once a dream that was Rome. It was wholesome and cute.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

Rat cruise! World tour! All you can eat and plenty of places to scurry off to!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 17 hours ago

This looks incredible!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago

Somehow naked DK is more nude than the most naked…naked dude.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah so I used the cousin thing as an in. I mean if anyone’s gonna bang my cousin it’s me! -Einstein

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some say they’re feisty, but I think they work great as a team.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

If someone enjoys something I say let them enjoy it. Seems like an interesting combination but not something I need to go out and try immediately.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Las Depresiones

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

(Tube bends slightly) The age of man is over.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (5 children)

My wife will just slowly scoot over to me while she’s in blanket cocoon mode and then lean on me.

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