saltnotsugar

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If someone enjoys something I say let them enjoy it. Seems like an interesting combination but not something I need to go out and try immediately.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Las Depresiones

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 hours ago

(Tube bends slightly) The age of man is over.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

My wife will just slowly scoot over to me while she’s in blanket cocoon mode and then lean on me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

You guys said no mustaches! Oh come on!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Hungry with itchy eyes? Deep fried chicken with the sensational flavor of Allegra is here for you.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago

My cat does this too. I like to walk around and loudly wonder where she has gone off to. Then she’ll happily wiggle her tail moving the curtains back and forth.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

See the problem is you’re using logic and reason backed up by facts. They need to hear loud buzzwords from talking heads.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Denny’s waitress rolled her eyes when I asked which wine pairs best with the chicken strips.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Anal is now first base.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

You know who we should use as a Jesus model? Jeff in accounting.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 3 days ago (18 children)

I think the problem is we don’t have huge ol crickets that are lobster sized. Otherwise you’d have Red Locust and all you can eat grasshopper legs.

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