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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Even a broken clock is right twice a day or however the saying goes.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago

Heartbreaking, the worst person you know just made a great point

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well for once she has a point

Probably the rare times she said something that isn't totally crazy

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

She has nothing. She does nothing. She just wants to be in the headlines.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Holy shit, sanity from MTG?? WHAT PLANET IS THIS

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"We have propaganda news on our side just as the left does"

Greene claimed that since Carlson was fired from "neocon network Fox News, he has more popularity and viewers than ever before" and that "he unapologetically believes the same things I do."

Yeah, nah.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is that her face?

Is that the sound of fast-approaching leopards?

Is it face-eating season?

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

And just whose fault IS that, Marjorie?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I have no idea if she's just that stupid and only sees one move in front of her, or if she always knew but it's only now suitable for her to say the truth. (It's also possible it's both with these people.)

[–] Mongostein 28 points 2 days ago

Yesssss. Eat each other.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You know, I was pretty adapted to this whole "dumbest reality" thing. I thought I had a good handle on it.

Now I'm agreeing with Bimbo Spacelasers on a political stance... I'm literally having an existential crisis to that.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

Well, duh, otherwise you'd never have been elected you moron.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Daddy-Don sending military to assist teh joooos

"EvERY ONe IS BRaINWaSHeD! ... except me"

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