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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

Trying to change her tune to keep her head out of the targeting reticle

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 19 hours ago

Really odd how her opinions always seem to line up with the Kremlin's

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 day ago

I oppose war in Iran because was is detestable.

You oppose war in Iran because you want troops in California instead.

We are not the same.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Feels weird agreeing with her

[–] [email protected] 21 points 20 hours ago

NO. It's weird that SHE agress with US.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I'd be worried about what her "solution" is

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

She probably has something pretty final in mind.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

Or, at least, that would last a thousand years.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago

When I hear someone like MTG say something like this my first thought isn’t “Oh, she’s finally figuring it out!” No. It’s “What fucked up way does she think people need to be brainwashed to align more with her brand of shittiness?”

[–] Kinperor 15 points 1 day ago

This is not a time to get hung up about identity politics, who's red, who's blue. Everyone should scream at the Trump regime that war with Iran is unacceptable and to never bring it up again.

There will be time for bickering afterwards about details, but right now, everyone against this war should circle the wagons.

And everyone not against this war needs to first say no to that war, second pick up an history book about Iraq and Afghanistan.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They are so close to realizing it.

[–] nova_ad_vitum 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

They are absolutely not and will not under any circumstances actually go after Trump for any of this.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

It's almost sentient.

starts eating its own shit again

Nevermind.

[–] humanspiral 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Saw polling where even Trump voters only have 25% support for attack on Iran, and majority of all demographics oppose by over 50%. There is a huge disconnect between zionist supremacist media and politicians, and American people. Not just war, but marjority of Amercians have unfavourable view of Israel despite absolute political/media dominance to "educate them".

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

Polls also show overwhelming support for social security and taxing the rich, the GOP don't give af and the R voters won't change how they vote over this.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The recurring cycle of MTG deciding she wants more attention.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago

I thought this was a SNL skit with a joe biden character on the left.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's a youtuber I like that uses the term "weaponized autism" but this is more of a "ballistic brain damage" scenario.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Want to see something cool?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I got that dude all over my feed now. No idea why, but I'm never disappointed in the fact that the stuff he's throwing out is, in fact, super cool

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 day ago (18 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

Kinda. MTG is ragging on Fox News, sure, but she's also both-sides'ing media outlets on the left with her full quote:

We have propaganda news on our side just as the left does

She's fishing for people to agree with her which legitimizes her claim that left-leaning news networks are just as untrustworthy as Fox News, which is an untrustworthy news outlet, but she doesn't say shit about Breitbart or OANN or any of the other right-wing superspreaders of misinformation.

So, she is a broken clock that's currently pointing at the correct time, but she did it in a way to sneak in an untruth or two in there hoping that people would pick up on that and amplify the message.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Look, fuck this racist asshole Marjory. But liberal news sources are also largely garbage. The NYT, for example (well respected by liberals) is constantly giving voice to reactionaries, lying by omission, supporting US imperialism and just generally upholding the status quo, even when it means normalizing/legitimizing fresh horrors from republicans.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

welcome to the resistance, Marjorie

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[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 day ago (5 children)

This is a ''The worst person you know just made a great point.'' moment, isn't it?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

When a right winger tells the truth, it's because they're lying twice. Or in this case, more like 4, possibly 6 times.

[–] [email protected] 266 points 2 days ago (3 children)

A broken clock...

Happy that this particular lunatic is right on this particular issue.

[–] [email protected] 157 points 2 days ago (13 children)

I'm going to guess that Russia doesn't want us to enter the war.

[–] [email protected] 123 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Probably. Tucker Carlson is saying the same thing, so their handlers are telling them “nope, we don’t like that”.

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That was not on my bingo card

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[–] owenfromcanada 115 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Brainwashed by what, MTG? Is it the Jewish space lasers again?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well for once she has a point

Probably the rare times she said something that isn't totally crazy

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago

We’re in the clown dimension.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Lee Corso in a wig is SO CLOSE to self aware here.

Almost there, cro magnum bad bleach blonde boy bod

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago (5 children)

You know things are really fucked when you find yourself saying "hell yeah" to statements by mtg and tucker

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wtf is Matt "Statutory Rape" Gaetz doing there?

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Before you get too excited, this was an interview with OAN, and that she thinks people should be paying more attention to OAN

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)

[while] Speaking to former Rep. Matt Gaetz on OAN

😑

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

Remember when the craziest news was that Trump nominated him for Attorney General?

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago
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