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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

stop right there criminal scum!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago

You all are asking me why. Here is why:

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 hours ago
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Every day, we stray further from God.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

No this is the least gross aspic.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 minutes ago

The sacrilege is visceral.

As a strong atheist, I'm impressed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

How does it taste? I'd try it.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 hours ago

Right to jail

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

Surely it could be stuffed into the cavity of yet another larger and equally bizarre choice of thing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

while I can't find my physical copy of this, I feel the melon would be perfect between the chicken and lamb.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

12kg rice and then 5 lbs black pepper. 110 gallons of water? Are the bedouins travelling with an eclectic mix of metric and avoirdupois measuring vessels?!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

When it comes to quantities such as these, I don't think they bother measuring.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into. And then you can put that into a llama, and put that into a bison, and make the worlds most epic gamey pit roast.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It feels like something needs to be in that chicken cavity. A smaller melon? Maybe a durian to escalate it from a food crime into a food hate crime?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

I feel like maybe the chicken should be stuffed with spicy peppers, and the aspic as well, because when it comes out of the pit roast and gets cut into, it’s going to be really small and can just sort of ooze into everything else, or make a sauce for everything else, like whoever finds the watermelon sauce bowl wins the banquet because everyone’s looking forward to the sauce and that gets the meat cut nicely into and nobody quite knows where to find the melon you see. Bc they don’t know how it went together.

Epic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

Stuffed into a turkey

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

any food that could benefit from the Maillard Reaction should at least attempt for it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

That makes me want to try watermelon fried in butter..

I have watermelon in the fridge.. hmm..

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

How vegans see all omnivore food

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Almost as good as the Allegra chicken.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

Preferably enough to make me forget about the existence of this abomination

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

What was the result expected to be?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

No computer could reach the depths of depravity shown in that unholy abomination.