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welcome to Metacity iii (lemmy.sdf.org)

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We love an unreliable narrator

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago

OPENBLADE 17.4 HBMRW

RELEASE NOTES

FEATURES:
 - Can lie*

 - Improved enemy detection

 - Re-enabled limited access to OpenBlade knowledge
   database
   CAUTION: There is no guarantee that the information
   gathered and processed by OpenBlade is factual! 


BUGS:
 - Occasional meta commentary

 - Sometimes refuses to execute cronjobs

 - Interfacing with OpenWellington with misconfigured
   date breaks OpenBlade's understanding of time,
   this can be fixed by rebooting

 - Attempting to provide empirical proofs about the shape
   of the earth, causes OpenBlade to ignore any input
   for at least 160 minutes, executing: 
    /sbin/cnsprc -t "flat earth"
   CAUTION: Removing this file causes OpenBlade to refuse
   to boot!!!**

...

*  We discovered that OpenBlade can lie during routine combat
   efficiency benchmarking. We're not entirely sure if this is
   a new feature it developed itself, or something we simply 
   missed during the last release. Anyway, we couldn't trace 
   the source of this 'ability,' so we decided to label it as
   a feature.

** It won't let you remove the file, but it will be very angry
   that you tried to do so. It may still be used as a 'dumb'
   weapon during its "angered period".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Another banger!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I didn't know the openblade was telling this whole story

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

it is one of the fan theories i like to entertain.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

surely the best resting place for a sword would be something like a sheath. I guess that's how it works IRL too, most places aren't equipped for the comfort of every user. I don't even have to suspend disbelief to read your comics!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Sheaths are very hard to breathe in!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are swords known to perform aerobic respiration?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't know any who are explicitly not.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How many swords do you know?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

from what I recall, a sheath for a sword this long would have a slit down the side. though I believe the purpose was to make it easier to draw, not for the sword's comfort