I was expecting to see more resistance to jokes like this, but I guess there's no impedance
mossy_
There are wayy cheaper conversation starters you could get
edit: typo
Achieving public acceptance, one pounding at a time
You get your dream body, but you join a long and exhausting fight for respect and tolerance
I wished I was more creatively inclined. Building stuff, playing music, drawing, the works. I've bounced off it a couple times since then but I'm at a job where I work with my hands now so I'm getting money and practice 😗
I also wished I was a girl but that turned out to be more possible then I knew at the time
dnd already has the "you have to be be able to see where you're casting" requirement on most spells, but considering none of the ideas in the original screenshot are possible in RAW, I'm going to assume this would be some bizarre powertripping homebrew where every idea players propose goes without argument.
likewise, I don't have anything I can say to help you, but it's good and healthy to let this stuff air out.
I don't know you, but I hope you find, if not happiness, then contentment with what you have, and if not that the drive to get somewhere better.
"do something with the air in someone's lungs" is so powerful and boring that most fantasy settings have specific rules to prevent it.
Sorry, someone's gotta be that person
For this comment, I'm declaring that you should NEVER moderate a community ever again /s
They must be ready to release it!
What the hell am I supposed to play now?? Football Manager 2024?