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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Top. Men. Lol.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Did he have a stroke?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

seems reasonabl

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

It's Bag Boy's time to shine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Nut coddler face

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

If these weren’t traitor lunatics, this would be based and progressive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

The veges can wait. It's hero time! (Its hard finding good help these days. Maybe reaching outside the box is your best option?)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Looks just like his dad Johnny, who did not hit Lisa, despite her tearing him apart.

[–] zebidiah 3 points 3 days ago

How bizzare...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

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