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[โ€“] [email protected] 140 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (12 children)

The Hobbit. Probably not the worst movies with not the worst bastardisation (that'd be The Dark Tower for me), but I simply can't wrap my mind around the overbloated monstrosity that the Hobbit TRILOGY is. Like why would anyone do this, it felt like it's in the bag, they got Peter Jackson, they already made LotR to great success, why do we suddenly need wacky wheels with cartoon CG goblins in 48 FPS for some reason... It doesn't even match neither the tone of the book nor the tone of LotR movies.

[โ€“] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

peter Jackson was dragged in kicking and screaming years after preproduction started. it was destined to be a studio driven mess from the start

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

If you watch the behind the scenes stuff it honestly is pretty impressive how competent the movies ended up being. Yes, they are terrible, but they could have been a lot worse. Peter Jackson made them watchable, at least.

[โ€“] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The hobbit movies should have fleshed out the dwarf characters better with all that extra time, give each of them a substory spread out over the trilogy so they would be more memorable. They did that with only one of the dwarves and it's a silly love triangle that barely goes into the character of said dwarf. With the movie we got, ask any average person directly after seeing the movies to name the dwarves, i bet hardly anyone can.

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Not only does the love triangle not make sense, but it really only serves to erode the significance of friendship of Legolas and Gimli. They were supposed to be first friendship between an Elf and dwarf in a long time

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Grumpy, Doc, Sneezy, I definitely forget the rest though.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Warner Bros didn't want to make the Hobbit. They wanted to make another Lord of the Rings movie, and had to use the Hobbit for it. The Hobbit is very much NOT a Lord of the Rings story, despite the shared setting. Square book, round movie.

Also, they knew there wasn't enough content, but Warner Bros had to split the profits of the first movie five ways. They didn't have to do that for the second movie, and then they added a third to squeeze out even more.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Full CGI ruined the hobbit for me. The costume and make up work was so good in LotR. That and the whole movie operated as if in a physics-free zone. Nothing made sense.

I never watched the other two, I imagine they are just as bad.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

See, I think the high frame rate would look great if what you were looking at was real. But what you're looking at is a room of actors in nylon beards and Martin Freeman in rubber feet.

And where did the spare barrel come from?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (8 children)

"I Am Legend" has been made into 3 or more movies, none of which have anything like the book's ending.

The Last Man on Earth (1964) is dull and misses the point almost entirely, but almost manages the title line. Not quite.

The Omega Man (1971) is exciting and misses the point even further.

I Am Legend (2007) almost gets it. The vampires are competent. Will Smith's smarter than Neville of the book, but crazier. But then both endings fail to treat the vampires as a society.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

It's funny the irony of I Am Legend, it is an allegory to an older society having to make way to a newer one, and somehow every time that's the story they can't do.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Not a classic book, but Artemis Fowl. Disney managed to confuse fans of the books and newcomers to the series alike by adding a McGuffin that was unnecessary, bringing the antagonist from the second book into the movie on the first book, and mangling the relations between the two main protagonists beyond recognition.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Somewhere deep down I think I remember that book as great, the movie has to be horrible

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[โ€“] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Because no one is going with the classic, I can mention Eragon.

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

When I went to community college, I'd arrive early to one theater class, and sitting there already (from a previous class, I believe) were two girls/women who somehow managed to fill 75% of their conversation, every time, with "Eragon was such a bad movie adaptation."

Which taught me that the movie was so bad they it genuinely hurt fans of the novel.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Yeah. I guess this post is now about bad movie adaptations in general.

You are 100% right about the Eragon movie. I loved those books as a kid and I was so excited for that movie and it was just so bafflingly terrible. It was like they didn't even try.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (19 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Asimov: "The 'robots take over the world' plot is overdone. I think humans would make robots intrinsically safe through these three laws."

Movie: "What if the robots interpreted the three laws in such a way that they decided to take over the world??!?"

The only good part of that movie was when Will Smith's sidekick was like "this thing runs on gasoline! Don't you know gasoline explodes?!"

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[โ€“] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (6 children)

World War Z. Not a classic book, but still...Wtf.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Easily "World War Z." What an utter waste of the source material.

[โ€“] braiseit420 28 points 1 year ago

Related in name only. I loved the book and got curious about the movie.

What a boring useless mess of tropes. Brad Pitt travels the world and saves everyone. There, I just saved you 90 minutes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's not even a bad movie. But it's only very tangentially related to the source material.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (18 children)

Possibly controversial, but I thought the movie version of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was a huge disappointment.

Luckily there's the radio series, books, TV show, comic, play, and game to get me through :-)

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I partly expected that this particular movie would come up in such a thread, as most people seem to be quite disappointed by it. Sure it was different from what everyone expected, and it could have been much better. I still appreciate it though because, like all adaptations/versions of H2G2, it tells a slightly different story, with the same humour and satire that is characteristic of Douglas Adams. And the effects were quite nifty IMO. Too bad DNA did not live to see the completed film...

Luckily there's the radio series, books, TV show, comic, play, and game to get me through :-)

Don't forget the BBC TV series, it was not bad either ;-)

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[โ€“] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The many adaptations of the Iliad, none of them is gay enough.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Starship troopers. I say this not because the movie is bad (it's not, I think it's exactly what it meant to be and did it well), but that the movie and the book are thematically opposites. The book is very pro military authoritarian. The movie is a satire of that.

[โ€“] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doesn't that make it the BEST bastardization of the book then? :)

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[โ€“] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (5 children)

"Do Androids Dream of Eletric Sheep"

You'll probably recognize it as Blade Runner but the film took so much liberty the author allowed a good friend to write three sequels in order to harmonize the book with the movie.

Also "Starship Troopers".

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I can give Starship Troopers a pass though. Making it into a satire of fascism works better than it being straight up fascist propaganda. The book is basically a social experiment and people who read books will most likely get the point. People who don't read on the other hand...

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[โ€“] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No one appears to have yet mentioned Forrest Gump. In the book he was a chess grandmaster who wrestled professionally and was an astronaut. Also, the book sucks.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Not a classics, but:

  • American Gods: they made unnecessary changes and introduced unnecessary filler plotlines until it felt like a drag to watch. The book already explored social issues, but the showrunners decided to dial it up to 100 and spoonfeed it to the audience at the expense of the actual plot.
  • Ready Player One: they dumbed down the whole thing about hunting keys and portals, removed tons of important worldbuilding details, made pointless changes that ruined the spirit of the books. They should have made it into a series instead of a movie.
[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (7 children)

What made me mad at RP1 movie was they put the Easter Egg in Atari Adventure. Which is mentioned in chapter 0 of the book, and again in the fake town (not put in the movie) because it's so obvious, nobody who cared about games at all would hide anything there.

And no Tomb of Horrors.

Instead Spielberg put a bunch of lame movie references in, because he's too senile to understand the game references.

And the actors are far too pretty for the "but you're beautiful inside" plot.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (9 children)

I would say Rings of Power, then again it has basically nothing to do with any books and seems to be based on bad fan fiction.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (11 children)

The foundation series by apple is pretty bad.

How bad? The absolute best part is a part not present at all in the books (the Cleons). Everything related to the book is bastardised, imo.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love the series and I love the books. It's just not for book purists but they've made a really good take on the universe and it's also beautiful.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Not a classic for most people but zoomers will agree that Percy Jackson and the lightning thief was a tragedy.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

The Dark Tower. I don't get what that was, the books were far richer.

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Oh, another one I just thought of - How to Train Your Dragon.

The movies are fine, but they are so completely different from the books in almost every respect that it's barely worth giving them the same name.

The books are absolutely brilliant, especially the further you get into them. Would love to see them developed as a TV series that stuck to the style and messages of the books. Would likely need about 10 seasons though!

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TIL How to Train Your Dragon is originally a book. Thank you.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Yeah, Cressida Cowell. It's very different though, be warned. There's a guy called Hiccup who is a Viking and has a dragon... And that's about it :-)

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[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The Gunslinger. It was supposed to be more of a continuation of the books but it just sucked all around.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm going to flip the spirit of the question and say that Michael Crichton's Timeline movie adaptation is so bad that it falls into so bad it's good territory. I own it on bluray, and we watch it at least once a year.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Any visual media that you've seen after you've read the source book. A better way to look at it. It is which movie was better or as good than its book.

Jurassic Park was a better movie than the book. The Martian the movie was as good as the book.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Eragon. They really fucked up so much about the book!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Dune. The Wheel of Time series on Prime.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

"The NeverEnding Story" should never have been made into a movie. It's almost ironic. Every time a child watches the movie instead of reading the book, that's an opportunity lost.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have to imagine that Lawnmower Man is in the running. Talk about having nothing at all to do with the 'book' , (well, short story anyway).

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