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Jeff Bezos alters Venice wedding plans after threat of inflatable crocodiles
(www.theguardian.com)
This timeline is going to drive The Onion broke🙇
this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2025
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Especially since they weren't allowed to buy infowars.com despite winning the bid if I understood correctly
His wife looks like a fucking burn victim with all that shitty plastic surgery
It really is bad. I wish people didn't feel the need to do this to themselves.
She looks like something out of an Aphex Twin video
Come to Daddy
Ironically, she's probably completely fireproof now.
His wife looks like she’s from a 1-star alphabet soup storefront on Amazon
I know what you meant but I'm still imagining an Amazon seller specializing in selling alphabet soup.
She looks like AI, AI from 4 years ago when hands and people in the background were mutants.
This has to be one of the all-time great headlines.
get fuck bozos. nobody in their right mind like you.
I apologize for what is in essence an attack on someone’s look, but- Joker when he had the face stapled back on. I’ve always had a half-formed reference in my head when I see her, and that picture made it click. Separate but similar note, the billionaire club really does seem to have been influenced by the manosphere, or at least the steroids aspect of it. Personally, I don’t understand the squared out look, but they all seem to be pushing towards it. Like walking cybertrucks.
He prefers to be the only scaly inflatable getting blown.
Such a 2025 headline.
Late state dystopian capitalism is so rad, y'all