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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I shudder to think what the 1908s and 1970s McDs looked like in the US.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Inside the top one, you can hear screams regularly going like this:

No, please no, I don't wanna fucking die! No! Please no, you fucking fucking bastards! AAAAAH, IT HURTS, IT FUCKING HURTS! AAAAAAAAAHHH, MY ARMS, MY FUCKING ARMS, YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Instead of McCafe, it should be "McSoylent".

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Excellent suggestion. Here you go:

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Would you like a 64 oz McEnergy with your McSoylent?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] SpaceCowboy 5 points 2 days ago

The harburgler of doom. Robble robble!

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (4 children)

"You are in McDonald's. Consume and exit."

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Welcome to McDonald's, the All-American Restaurant, papers please

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

A couple of minutes in Dystopika, annnnnd....

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah yes. Because we all know that dystopia is when dull burger.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

The food is also going to be shit like bugs or lab-made pink paste. Possibly made with bugs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Soylent Green didn't test well with consumers, so we fed it to bugs and made Soylent Pink.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] ILikeBoobies 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (4 children)

2020s looks like a crappy run down office sold & converted into a makeshift McDonald’s lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Which is ridiculously fitting.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean, I wouldn't say no to a brutalist McDonald's.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I would, but I'm rejecting the mc d's part not the brutalist part.

brutalist architecture is fucking cool.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

McDonalds: Fuck you I'm eating! / Home of the Extra Bigass Fries

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Adapting to their growing customers

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