Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 week ago by Quilotoa to c/[email protected]

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Because fathers have Father's Day and mothers have Mother's Day and Labour Day.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

Thanks. I hate it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Incorrect. Labour is stored in the balls.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

That makes sense. Especially since we all know that pee is stored in the thighs. That's why our legs shake when we gotta pee bad.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

fathers have 9 months before labour day, though.