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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Yes, a vampire could enter with a warrant, whether or not you invited him in. The state ultimately 'owns' your property; if it didn't, then it couldn't kick you out and seize it if you don't pay property taxes. So therefore the state has the authority to give a vampire the right to enter your dwelling. (But what if the warrant was illegally issued, and so the vampire didn't have actual permission to enter? Hmmmm.) Similarly, if you rented an apartment, your landlord could give a vampire permission to enter for a valid reason, e.g., the vampire worked maintenance, and you had a water leak that was damaging another apartment and needed immediate access.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

You know, maybe Vimes had a point.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If we're going by carpe jugulum rules - yes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Carpe Pulmonum? Carpe Phlebolum?

IIRC, "carpe" in its original definition was closer to "molest" than "grasp", and the phrase itself carried a more vulgar implication of violent dominance in its theme.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck! I missed that! Maaan, that's gonna ding my geek cred score. 😅

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I believe that a vampire is a representation of exploitative forces that you invite into your own life but could avoid if you chose to. A policeman is hard to avoid, especially if they have a warrant. Therefore, a vampire cannot be a policeman in the first place, since the state of being a policeman overwhelms the state of being a vampire.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Or vice versa, according to Blade.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

We need a landlord to weigh in on this.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

that depends on the setting you're writing.

I think it would be more interesting to instead say yes or no, and then explain why it's that way in your setting.

if yes, perhaps the law is magic in its own right, or perhaps the state is ordained by god. If the vampire is a protagonist, then perhaps the story might be interestes in exploring the necessity of due process and the consequences of not doing that.

If no, perhaps it is because the police are a corrupt institution lacking support of any higher supernatural power. Our vampire cop might feel forced to use increasing sinister methods of gaining entry to suspects homes.

The answer could even be different depending on location, and showing the difference could be very interesting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ok but what if I only invite him into my shed and then keep him chained up in there?

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