Thanks, I curated my vibe to repel basic-ass bitches.
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Good question, uhh, probably the autism, thanks for asking.
“My wife says you should do something about that. Maybe give up your vaccine addiction.”
Nah, the correct answer is "You don't LOOK autistic."
"Thanks for the advice and your unique and valued perspective. Never heard that before."
Ha! yoink
I'm having a hard time surviving and no one will help me. People either ignore me or are offended by my presence. That is what is wrong with my "vibe".
"I'm just sitting here, what the fuck?"
"I was just given the opinions from people that I didn't ask for who felt they were entitled to force it on me."
Unfortunately it's the political landscape these days.
Don't stare into the abyss unless you want it to stare back.
Only response you need.
Wouldn't I like to know that myself?
"you smell bad" and just turn away from them.
What's wrong with me? Everything.
Here's how you respond
"Wow...you're hostile. I was just sitting here drinking my soda and you come over here and start off like that?"
"Wow, what a way to make a horrible last impression. Because after that bs I sure as hell won't give you the chance to maken another one. And now would you kindly fuck off and stop souring my view while you still got a full set of teeth in that wretched mouth of yours."
Either that or just straight up pouring my half finished drink over her head. Been there, done that. Feels amazing especially as a guy.
Nah, too wordy. Fake a spit take from said pint and earnestly apologize for being allergic to uppity bitches and their parasites.
Exit, stage left