Yes, it's a real hat you can buy, not just a render. I am not going to link directly to it because that feels spammy. But I will link to the bios of the people who sell it, 'cause they sound like good folks.
Fire Memes for Traitor Haters
Where we meme (joking in tone and detail, serious in sentiment) about General Sherman, the Civil War, and how the secesh traitors had it coming.
RULES
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No bigotry. The Union, or at least the part of the Union WE support, fought AGAINST that shite. We are anti-racist, anti-sexist, anti-homophobic, anti-transphobic, and in general anti-bigot here, even if not all the lads in Union blue uniforms were.
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No Confederate sympathizing. Anti-democratic racist slaver traitors don't deserve shit.
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Follow all Lemmy.world rules
Fuck that, we can utilize space-time dilation to whip a series of Rods from God into geostationary orbit, timed precisely to decay their orbits and land squarely between the eyes of Slaveholders. They would all fall to their knees and pray to John Brown like he's Quetzalcoatl.
Mood