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it helps your complexion (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

transcription: good girls hydrate

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear fuckin drowned

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago

This almost happened to us once, for kink reasons.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 17 hours ago

aaaaaaaaa i luv waterrrrrrrr <3

mmmmmmh - so refreshin - aaaaaaa genuinely - yesyis its great!!! ~ ~ ~ ~

whenever im bored - i drink n go "woag... i forgor how great water is... gotta drink mor frequently!! dis stuff is comin outta taps as if it were worthless!"

n i drink n drink n drink n deink n - pee like 12 times a day - but thads fine! <3 it gives me time to relax in stressy day.... (toilet places here r always empty, nice n quiet ~)

i cn reason in peace -.....

anyway - water gud, glucose+water bad.., ig....

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Water mortality rate -> 100% So be carefull

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Meh, only about 93% of people who drink water died. Not safe by any means, but it's far from 100%.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

lol, don't dhmo.org us XD

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Learning slowly to do this

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Complexion? Wait, really? Is that what my problem has been for the last 20+ years?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

We would, but water tastes disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Real, I used to live in a place with really good water, but now I moved and the water sucks :(

Filtering it helps though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

Oof.

Yeah, definitely does. We use both a filtering jug and a filtering bottle.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Fun fact, beer is typically at least 90% water

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Too bad we don't drink alcohol. 😁

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

There are alcohol free beers ya know?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, but in our experience we are sensitive to even the tiniest drop of alcohol, and usually they contain some.

Also we are allergic to gluten.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Well the gluten allergy is a conpletely different story then.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It should be tasteless? For me it tastes like cold

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Water is boring because it has no taste, but with practice you can appreciate the unique pleasure only a single oxygen and a pair of hydrogen can provide.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Saved this comment.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Most water has minerals, flouride etc especially from the tap.

The only way that water would be completely tasteless is if it was always run through a reverse osmosis filter.

This is why most water conducts electricity but if you had pure water it wouldn't because it wouldn't contain the necessary minerals to carry the electric current.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is true, but that still wouldn't explain why you think it tastes bad. My guess is that you never had good tasting water, which for the most part, just stays out of your way when drinking it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

We're quite sensitive to taste in some ways so yeah, most tap water is awful. We have to filter it before drinking it.

Some bottled water is okay, but not all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

distilled water tastes terrible.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

That's an evolutionary response. Distilled water removes nutrients from your body.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

It actually kills the cells in your tastebuds, giving you a burning sensation after

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

Interesting to know, thanks!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

I may be over reading this but I don't think cele were actually talking about water

Edit : my bad, just saw celes other comments and cele WERE just talking about water. Leaving my comment as proof of my shame

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Thanks for joining in. However, our pronouns are cele/celes, as it says in our profile 🙂

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry, I just edited my comment accordingly

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

Thank you, we really appreciate that! <3

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah, it isn't. It's full of minerals and other things. It's a common experience for autistic people/creatures, some don't taste anything or love the taste but some of us hate the taste.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

most water tastes disgusting i agree, my autism prevents me from ignoring it, but i cant just drink arizona green tea all day~

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

Yeah, that is more accurate. Thanks!

Coincidently we dislike most tea too as it just tastes like dirty water to us, heh.