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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'll enshrine this post it encapsulates something that I always struggled to put into words.

And, the sites end up eating battery.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

We are all Anon now

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Imagine having to navigate that site to buy a new monitor, without a monitor.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Also the thing you're actually looking for will be on the 3rd result page, buried under a dozen vaguely related items that are the site ''recommendation '' even though you typed the exact reference of the thing you were looking for.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago

This is 100% accurate.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Theres a webpage someone made thats like a visual example of this but I forgot what it's called (maybe "I look at a webpage in 20XX" ) Anyone know it ?

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Yeah, idk. 2005 internet sucked in a lot of ways too. Nostalgia doing a lot of work here

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (3 children)

UX my ass. These “improvements” only hinder the user.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

I suppose they never specified it was supposed to be a good user experience?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The X stands for eXploitation.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Missed the part where

Shipping is 6.95 Close tab Sigh, open amazon

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Amazon price mysteriously $7 higher

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like that I'm financially comfortable enough to pay for shipping and not give Bezos a cent.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Amazon offering free shipping is a large part of why the parcel industry became a hellhole of semi-illegal subcontractors even here in Germany where labour laws exist.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Was the cookies popup really 3 years ago already?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

They've been around for over half a decade.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Use Librewolf + Ublock origin with cookie popups filter turned on and medium mode on when needed.

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