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This story seems to have faded in the wake of events ad nauseam. We are all aware of Senor Luigi. However, most folks can’t recall the full name of the guy that allegedly Luigi gunned down. Mission accomplished.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

He's the future highest profile instance of jury nulification.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 days ago (1 children)

His name was Brian Unitedhealthcare, right?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I thought his name was John Forprofithealthinsurancecorporation

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

I'm fairly certain he's still at large.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I think his name was Scumbag McFuckhead or something like that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Does he have a grave? Would be ashame to let a good outhouse to go to waste

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago

Signor Luigi. Señor Luis.

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