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[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Our mall revitalized itself by reinventing itself. It still has some standard mall stores like Ulta and Spencer's Gifts, but it also has an archery range, a huge antique mall, a collectibles/comic book store and, best of all, a pinball arcade with unlimited play for $10 on weekend evenings. The food court also has several locally-owned businesses. It's surprisingly nice.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That sounds super cool! Arcade bars are always such a blast I'm surprised there's not more of them, or at least just arcades, given how popular they've become again.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

This is just an arcade, all ages. I take my 13-year-old daughter sometimes. Which I think is even better.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You have a whole mall in your mall?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Basically. If you consider an antique mall a kind of mall.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Meanwhile my local malls are just normal malls with normal mall stores. Yet they're thriving.

Keeping the design of the mall itself up-to-date goes a long way. The ones in my city that were stuck in the 80s and 90s all failed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

There's only one mall that I know of that's dying in Metro Detroit. The rest of them are all fine and healthy. The one that's dying didn't even try to stay afloat it seems like.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

They tore down at least two in the city I used to live in the Midwest. Now I'm on the west coast and I've seen one turn down and another converted in the past few years.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Malls in large population centers are doing alright. It's the small city malls that died

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My local mall did most of this... but all as cheaply and mechanically as possible. No one goes to the arcade because the games aren't good, it's too expensive, the setup is very much an after thought, and it's not designed in any way to attract people. There's a shooting gallery thing with airsoft, again it's over priced so no one goes to it. We had a sweet antique store in ours when I was a kid with a whole themed hallway that people from this city still frequently reminisce about, but now it's just empty white halls, closed stores and dark dead ends. It's very much a conservatives attempt to keep things running without investing too much.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

That really sucks. The mall here isn't packed by any means, but there's a decent amount of foot traffic. I'm there a lot because my daughter likes to dress punky, which means taking her to Hot Topic and Spencer's Gifts when she won't accept me ordering it for her online. She wants to feel how spiky the collars are for herself, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

Right-wing propaganda bots moving in like Spirit Halloween stores

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There’s a bong shop that sells Wehrmacht battle flags for some reason

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Right next to the crack pipes it also sells

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I feel like this kind of place has to sell katanas.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I’m pretty sure Spencer’s is like a malls heart. It would instantly die if removed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As someone who isn't in the US, my experience with malls is that it's the place that you go to whenever you end up in a city that has died.

Cities die when they are mismanaged or when the population grows too old and there's nobody left to manage the local shops.

From what I've gathered, the US, being efficient as always, directly built dead cities.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Shots fired

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That kinda makes malls sound awesome.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

And makes the vastly inferior microblogging version of xvideos sound much better than it is.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I love watching videos of people exploring dead malls. It's so fascinating.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

The old mall in the next town had a shop for "Adult Novelties".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

not in my area, but I surely like to visit his

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Dude! Not cool!

It's 11pm. I'm in the middle of bumfuck west texas.

And now I want a fucking Orange Julius!

Not cool, dude.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

News stand...when has twitter ever had news. More like a crazy person in the corner shouting to the wind

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Twitter has historically been a place where news organisations, companies, government organisations, etc posted information and announcements, including very important ones.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

It's also what the police used to first alert the public about an active shooter...

[–] Snowpix 0 points 2 years ago

The dead mall here got torn down and they're building a giant retirement home complex on the land. Which will basically kill any sort of night life and entertainment in the downtown because the cranky seniors will whine about the noise and groups of people...