Necessary tool for the sponge making process. Without it: no sponge holes.
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actually that is a misconception. irl they put the holes in a mold and then fill the space around them with uncured liquid sponge
(Recycling) Homeless population (into chum & patties)?
To swiss-cheese SpongeBob & keep his pores open?
Make jellyfish wine?
You can clearly see. It's for squashing squidward.
This isn't a wrong answer
King Neptune's Dick Flattener for CBT nights w/ the boys
they said wrong answers
Why is there an orphan crushing machine?
Buying a bubble wrap de-bubbler just seemed like a good idea...at 2am, while drunk scrolling on Amazon.
For sexual purposes, of course
They said wrong answers only
This is an exoskeleton tickler from Rock Bottom. After several metastudies showed that its use had no health benefits, the Exokeleton Clinic sold it to the Bikini Bottom Bureau of Land Management to help destroy pests such as nematodes.
It's their version of chiropractor tiktok
When your mom is a chiropractor and your dad does acupuncture
To make pancakes
Waffles
For the Christmas parade