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[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 week ago (4 children)

chickens don't give out free eggs, we take them from them by force and we don't really ask.

it as if slave-catcher catching people to sell them to slavery commented on the topic with "hey, free people!"

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh, I thought we give them food and security from wildlife in return

[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

are you being sarcastic, or do you mean it? because if you mean it, oh boy, do i have bad news for you.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 points 2 days ago

More like a bad joke, but there is some truth to it depending on conditions (Ie. Free range chickens), other than that we're the predators, so obviously it's very ironic to say we're protecting them

[–] HugeNerd 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] PetteriSkaffari@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Chicken are bred to lay more and more eggs, to the point of exhaustion. This was never a free choice, of course. Neither was it natural.

[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

people exists anyway

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We could sell hats for the eggs?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

egg sweaters! with knitting patterns

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
  • Shovel AI features into eggs and layoff chickens to combat declining sales (due to enshittification) with investor interest
[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Egg ai hallucinations...

  • extra shells
  • infinite shells
  • shotgun shells
  • infinite nesting egg recursions
  • hard boiling a Kinder Surprise egg will give a yellow paintball inside
  • you can substitute 1 raw egg for a Cadbury egg
[–] psoul@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Infinite nesting egg recursions

So we’re making pearls now??

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don’t like it, but I get it

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Those chickens have to feed their kids, unless we eat them all

[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago

No cookies?

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

No problem, I always thought eggs were kinda shit anyways. They can keep them