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Sudo rm -rf .

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[–] ghodawalaaman@programming.dev 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I found this magical command to send 50kb of random text data to meta's server to fill up their database with garbage data. I don't know how to do it on massive scale but at least I am doing my part by running this command 24/7 :)

while true;  do echo "$(openssl rand -hex 500000)" | netcat instagram.com 80 & disown; done;
[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 days ago
[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 4 days ago

Aren't you just providing them with free pseudo-random data, while reducing the randomness of your own system?

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 6 days ago

I once read somewhere 30 years ago to literally sit on your hands when doing stuff like that.

I have followed this advice since, and confused a lot of co-workers over the years when i stop what i'm doing and sit on my hands while i re-read what is on the screen.

humans make mistakes, and sometimes mistakes are really really not what you want. everything that helps is a good thing :)

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 1 week ago (4 children)

DOS user detected! In linux you don't need *.*, you can just use *

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe he wanted to remove only files with a dot in the name

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And if he’s on / (root) on most common distros, there won’t be any dirs with . (dot) in their name. Unless this matches the dot from the cwd, in which case this is the same as “rm -rf /“? Now I’m curious, I don’t often perform operations on the cwd using dot.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At least bash doesn't seem to match it...

gregor@raspberrypi:~ $ ls
bridge  navidrome  seed  traefik
gregor@raspberrypi:~ $ ls *.*
ls: cannot access '*.*': No such file or directory
gregor@raspberrypi:~ $ cat *.*
cat: '*.*': No such file or directory
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Right, so then if asterisk wildcards don’t match on . and .. then, in most common distros where there is no dot in any of the top level dirs in /, “rm -rf *.*” in the top level / dir is basically harmless and likely a noop.

So OP is wrong.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Technically, it says he's in the ~ directory, which would usually be /home/god, but even in there there aren't usually any directories/files with a dot.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 3 days ago

~ has many dot directories and files

[–] calango@programming.dev 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

God programmed the universe into DOS

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

This explains a lot.

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Going to point out that not only is *.* unnecessary, but he’s in ~ (home) so assuming it even worked he just deleted his home.

[–] Scrath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Well, guess that's it for heaven

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

well, depending on your shell

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Which shell interprets * as everything before extension?

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well I’m not necessarily commenting on the *.* but * will skip .files in bash.

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think *. * also skips them

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

*.* will likely expect a file named *. and then delete any file globbed, but still leave dotfiles. At least in bash.

In my shell it would just error at me and then I’d be mad fish doesn’t work like bash in this specific case

[–] suicidaleggroll@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Decades ago I ran an "rm -fr *" as root, I thought that I was ~/bin, but I was in /bin. That was a fun lesson.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 16 points 1 week ago

Production system, first day, did it at / and it wasn’t until I saw /bin scrolling by that I realized my mistake.

Luckily it was a stateless system and a reboop brought it back but i learned a valuable lesson that morning.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

I got into this bad habit of trompsing around as root on our dev systems at work because who gives a shit we abuse and reprovision those systems all the time.
But then I find myself at home on one of my home servers or desktops fumbling around as root. Because I don’t want to constantly run sudo. Fortunately nothing bad has happened, bad enough to be memorable anyway, in the last 20 years or so. I guess I’m still pretty careful. Or lucky.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 29 points 1 week ago

That's not how you remove the French

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's an ancient UNIX copypasta that's basically the plot of this comic, but it's troublingly hard to find the original online.

Here's one version I found: http://www.anvari.org/fun/Web_Tina/CREATION.html

I don't remember "technocrat" being part of the original, but it wouldn't be the first time my recollection has been wrong.

[–] calango@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

Hahaha that's funny

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

resizepart 1 128 Instead of 128GiB ...bad day

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Silly god! You just had to chattr -i !

"All-knowing" my ass. Half-baked deity can't even gentoo.

[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, you can't call yourself a computer expert until you erase your entire drive or make it unbootable at least 3 times.

[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Well I'm 2/3 the way to being a computer expert (Technically I would be at 3/3 at least, but taking bad updates is a repeate and doesn't include me messing around with stuff)

[–] RustyShackleford@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't forget to add the -v to see the apocalypse unfold in real-time!

Alabado sea El Omnissiah.

  • El Señor Archmagos Miguelito Malparido Hijo de Puta VII
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Thats what this is for:

tail -f earth.log
[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 7 points 1 week ago

Even God is trying to remove the French

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

did that once but instead ran rm -rf / instead of rm -rf ./