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[–] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 days ago

A bit further south. That way Bolivias Navy can finally go back to sea.

[–] whelk@retrolemmy.com 4 points 4 days ago

First thing that came to mind was "Yahaha!"

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Chile sushi with carb sticks lagoon, sprinkled with the Andes

oh i'm allergic to natural carb sticks can i have artificial?

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

It's time the other side of the country gets to be coastal. It's only fair.

[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Wouldn’t that make it warme instead of chile

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

There are people in northern and southern Chile who are going to be very upset about being that close to each other.

[–] Elting@piefed.social 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Imagine moving down country to escape your ex and then the whole country just rolls up and you are neighbors.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

ever moved somewhere to get away from penguins? or closer to penguins i guess

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Can't say I have, maybe THAT'S why all my moves haven't worked out 🤔

it's all the birds' fault

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago

Very convenient, thank you.

[–] Squibbles 3 points 4 days ago

I do like a little spice in my burrito, thanks

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 days ago

What does this mean for my VPN server :(