Bro sounds like he should be on an ICE list.
this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2026
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he's the immigrant trump warned us about!
Fixed that for you!
There was a time that such an immigrant coming to represent a nation of immigrants would have seemed so right.
Context matters.
Mr. Worldwide
"Ted Cruz is like wolverine if instead of metal claws three flaccid penises extended from his hands."
I wish I could recall where I first saw that, but it will live in my head forever.
Made me chuckle, here have this: 
Is the hats thing diminutive? I don't want to continue accidentally insulting people if so.
Aside from ‘representing country of Israel’, that should read as a compliment to what the US is supposed to stand for.
Shame it’s the opposite, but that’s on them.
Gotta work Mexico in there somewhere, that's where he felt it was his duty to be during the Texas ice storm disaster.
Both times.
Sounds like a DEI hire.
No, competency for the position is considered with DEI hires.
note for readers unfamiliar with the history of Cuba:
Batista was the US-backed dictator who was defeated by the Cuban Revolution
Ha ha. Jesus.
Makes sense, how else would you expect the Zodiac Killer to evade capture?
Canadian here. You have my sincere apologies.
First you guys burn down the White House, then you send us Rafael.
What’s next? You guys gonna turn off the syrup spigot?
Man’s résumé sounds like a random character generator 😭
He was born in... Canada?!?! My god. What have we done.
I stand by what got me banned from Twitter the first time; man would be smarter if he had lead for brains than he is now.
Cruz is the answer to the question "what if an infected ass pimple became human?"
Not even a beard can make him look cool.
Him and Vance think the beards hide the double chins.