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I'd be Cables Don't Tangle Man.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

Free unlimited WiFi woman.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Regular European woman

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I’d want the ability to swap consciousness with other people, with their consent, for a short time.

It would be interesting to see what it’s like to be colour blind, or to experience what things taste like to people who dislike food I enjoy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My knees and elbows don't hurt man.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Never needing to nap girl a dream yet to come true

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'd be infinite stamina man. never get out of breath again, even while jogging

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Making anyone I want have an immediate and uncontrollable urge to sneeze.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do they still not tangle when you hand said cables to someone?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

They can, but they get untangled once OP has them again.

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