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Alby @Alby:

Finally, an answer.

[News headline]

Drunken sailor fined and suspended

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

EAR'LYE IN THE MOR'NIN

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The song has lots of answers

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but in bits of the song that don’t get stuck in my head

[–] PenguBlue 16 points 1 year ago

🎶What do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunker sailor early in the morning?

Give him a fine and suspend his license. Give him a fine and suspended his license. Give him a fine and suspend his license early in the morning. 🎶

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Suspended by neck until dead?

Weigh hey and up she rises.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

They waited until the afternoon