Games

Does D&D count? I could probably have a decent time finding some magic item and then just using it in daily life.

I continue my attempts to Slay the Spire

Darktide?

I'm either getting killed by Nurgle cultists, or by the Inquisition for being weird and knowing heretical words like "Democracy" and "Human Rights".

I die of heart attack, bleeding, poison and disease simultaneously near the entrance to the Darkest Dungeon

I’d be piloting a ship around the Milky Way fueling my hoarding addiction with theft and murder

In the world as myself or as my character?

If as myself, i'll try to stay away from the US portion of Earth. They get attacked a lot. If as my character, I guess i'll just have to make a Captain's Log noting this strange phenomenon before giving the order to warp towards my next mission for Starfleet.

Life in Star Trek is easier than most, if you're in the right place.

It's (an) Earth, mid 18th century. Mega-Ghana is the world's leading great power, having crusaded both Christianity and Islam more or less out of existence centuries ago. The place that I actually live in real life was just conquered by England, although this problem is somewhat mitigated by the fact that the (Visigothic) king of Spain invaded England and renamed it to "Nouveau France" several centuries ago. Such is the nature of a multiplayer Paradox megacampaign

My cousin calls and asks if I want to go bowling.

Would be weird since my cousin is dead

I don't think anything changes as I've played Dirt Rally 2.0. Maybe I'll just die in a car crash.

Good thing it's not the game I played second last... noita.

Eorzea isn't the worst fantasy world to be isekai'd into. I'd just set up in one of the capitals and try not to die

I continue to press the buttons I'm told to, over and over again. Not much has changed.

I design a one-way mission to the moon. It's a complex, 3-stage rocket designed to take 1 passenger as the payload. Our brave passenger is a Korok.

I'm in the Star Trek universe! Post scarcity and a chance to understand the mysteries of the universe and live twice as long? Sign me up.

Peglin? I can throw stones pretty well, but not sure I can do much against sentient walls

Technically I'd be in Night City, but for the first few hours surrounded by homelessness and decay I'd likely be trying to figure out how I got to San Francisco again...

The factory must grow. I need to figure out how to use the Logistics Train Network mod and build a new oil processing facility.

Deep Rock Galactic, after playing around with the grapple I would fall to the ground and die.

Angry russian voices then buckshot to my face.

Starship troopers in a bug hive. RIP.

Witcher 3, Velen. I'm immediately killed by a bandit or a Drowner.

I'm fucked - Dead Cells.

Uhhhh, covered in sticky white latex? Yessir.

(It was changed)

Depending on where in the game I end up: realize I'm basically already dead, shotgun a bottle of bleach and die, or try to survive for a while, get bitten, drink bleach and die. Or just get eaten alive, or get food poisoning, or a cold, and die.

Pros: I'd only have to solve puzzles, then defeat an AI god at puzzles in order to be born into the real world and become effectively immortal so long as I keep up maintenance on my robo-bod. It's easier than it sounds.

Cons: Most human media is lost to time. I would be alone except for the fellow robots I wake up, and a lot of them are apparently annoying. The work of restoring civilization rests entirely on my shoulders. Luckily, I'm immortal.

Get I teleported into the game as the hero? Then I have to mine for a while, find a strange artefact, have a seizure and then fly off into space with a helpful robot.. were I will most likely die due to space pirates a I have no idea how to pilot a spaceship for real.

I’m in feudal Japan during a civil war. I don’t speak any Japanese other than the lyrics to Mr. Roboto and I’m a foreigner. I’m probably dead.

(Shadow Tactics)

RDR2.

I'll go ask Dutch if I make negative amount of money if I'm supposed to take 50% from the camp funds

Haha damn I'd be in Night City. I'd probably be getting mugged by some gangoons.

I'd be killed by a monster straight from Hell in under 10 seconds unless I start moving and never stop. Never stop moving. Hopefully I can find a weapon and some body armour!

Vampire Survivors so I'm pretty much fucked.

Why is everything square!?

Wtf is with all these zombies and skeletons at night? Why is that green guy running at me? Does... does he not have arms? Are those... four legs? What is going on here?

boom

I would get killed by a Worm with a Bazooka, unless it's my turn first and I manage to kill it before it kills me.

Someone, get me a crowbar!

Judging by what the people in this world are saying, being rolled up into a giant ball and lobbed into space isn't as bad as it sounds.

I'd be deciding whether or not to start journey 3 or riding torrent around finishing things I didn't do. I can do whatever I want as Elden lord

BALLOONS! Get'm!

ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS

FOR KARL

What a save!