this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When my friends kids ask about games on my phone I open my crossword app. Haven't met any takers yet.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I tried that with a friends kid and sudoku. Little bastard called my bluff and then beat my puzzle.

I am so never having children.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

You know what you must do

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Gotta up it to killer sudoku. Show them a board with a bunch of outlines and zero numbers filled in and watch their heads explode.

[–] someguy3 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Batman 8 points 2 years ago

We are on risa after all

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I'm going to have to try that next. I've been using dropkicking primarily but then the parents get all angry.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Surely Doom has been ported to the Tricorder.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tricorders, PADDs, door chime panels... Paris was into old shit, bet he secretly installed it on the Doctor's ass.

Alas, we were all born too soon to play holodeck Doom.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

That actually makes me wonder if it would be at all disorienting to play something that low resolution in a holodeck environment. Anyone know if they ever explored that in any of the series?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

How many games did Soong install into Data? 🤔

[–] bionicjoey 4 points 2 years ago

Doom can run on Data's fingernail

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Got an app on my tripcorder that changes my voice to sound like other people. Surely that can't be used for nefarious purposes!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

He said in a stopped up voice from the visibly large booger in his nose

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

God that's too accurate and too vivid.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Naw, all I got is Wentlian condor snake.