The Monkey's Paw
Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*
Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.
^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^
Granted. It's 1995.
Granted, but you have to watch an ad every time you open an app.
We're almost there already, MS serves ads on the Windows lock screen and sometimes they sneakily install bloatware with updates, like Candy Crush and Titok. Having to watch ads before opening apps doesn't feel too far off.
Granted ... you now live in 1995 ... forever.
Granted! Windows Desktop becomes so popular that it takes all 100% desktop market share! Microsoft takes the opportunity to begin requiring a Windows ‘subscription’ with the lowest plan being $60 a month with ads
All in all, not too bad of an ending.
Granted. Office furniture with an opening glass panes become quite popular. The windows desktop is a must have for any up and coming management staff.
Granted, everyone has their computers themed based on Windows.
Granted. Nothing changes.