this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2023
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The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Granted. It's 1995.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Granted, but you have to watch an ad every time you open an app.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

We're almost there already, MS serves ads on the Windows lock screen and sometimes they sneakily install bloatware with updates, like Candy Crush and Titok. Having to watch ads before opening apps doesn't feel too far off.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Granted ... you now live in 1995 ... forever.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Granted! Windows Desktop becomes so popular that it takes all 100% desktop market share! Microsoft takes the opportunity to begin requiring a Windows ‘subscription’ with the lowest plan being $60 a month with ads

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

All in all, not too bad of an ending.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Granted. Office furniture with an opening glass panes become quite popular. The windows desktop is a must have for any up and coming management staff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Granted, everyone has their computers themed based on Windows.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Granted. Nothing changes.

[–] AdminWorker 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)