this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago

Just wait, the onion volcano will make you feel better.

[–] ininewcrow 23 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I have a stove top like that ... and I've never once thought of doing this ... now that I see it ... I'm wondering if I should.

[–] isVeryLoud 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, it's incredibly difficult to clean, even though it's a glass surface.

It also cooks super unevenpy since only some spots are hot.

[–] ininewcrow 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm dumb but not stupid ... don't worry guys, I'm not even going to attempt this ... I know how to cook and I know not to do this ... even as a joke.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We don't trust you, stay away from the stove!

[–] ininewcrow 2 points 2 years ago

Waddaya mean you can't stuff seafood into a turkey?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I have seen griddles you can put on your glass top of you wanted to do something like this, i would check how it drains though and make sure you are prepared for that, don't want to start a grease fire

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Honestly you could get a griddle for your stove top and get a much safer, cleaner and overall better experience. Costs some money, but you could probably find one that would hold up for under $50

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (5 children)

As long as he cleans the stove after, there's still potential for a delicious meal

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe if he cleans it before.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yeah and then hopefully gets the cleaning stuff off the surface. Unless they like the flavour.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Clorox - now with a zest

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It would still be considerably better to buy a product designed for this than to use your cook top as a griddle lol

https://steelmadeusa.com/products/steelmade-flat-top-grill-glass-ceramic-stoves

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

They probably didnt even clean the stove before let alone clean after

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

A delicious succulent meal?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I hate that I don't know for sure that the person did this to prove that it could be done.