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Dad, tell me a brick joke (lemmy.world)

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[–] AdminWorker 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I tried to think of one but it was too hard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

and red

[–] AdminWorker 6 points 2 years ago

I asked my friend Mason if he knew any, and he said it was a secret.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What's red and bad for your teeth?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I knew there was one I was forgetting. Kudos to you, fellow dad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A father is sitting down to breakfast with his three daughters and the oldest one says:

"Dad, why am I named Rose?"

The father says: "Well dear, we have a tradition handed down from your mother's side where, when a girl is born we place bouquets of various flowers around the rails of the crib and the type of flower whose petals fall off into the crib first becomes the daughter's name.

The middle daughter says "That's why I'm named Lily!"

The father says: "That's right!"

The youngest daughter says: "HASSENBFLAUH!"

...and the father says: "Shut up, cinder block."

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