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[–] [email protected] 103 points 2 years ago

What's stupid is that most times people get food poisoning they blame the wrong meal so it might as well have been from their breakfast and not from the pizza they ate for dinner.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Wow. Anon is an asshole. Imagine working at domino's, because you have to, and some mf screws with you and makes your working day horrible, because he got the shits a few years ago.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Pretty average level of brainless vindictiveness for 4chan

If they were well adjusted they wouldn't be on the site

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 years ago (4 children)

People have weird obsessions, I worked tech support for an ISP. We had a few, special customers. Some with 600+ tickets

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Having experienced the pain and suffering of working tech support early in my career, whenever I open a ticket anywhere I'm careful to be as clear, precise and polite as I can.

A close second to the insane profanity-filled tickets were the "THING BROKE. PLZ FIX THING" tickets with absolutely no clues as to what's happening.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I like it when they decide that something is broken when it isn't because they've just done something wrong.

An example I've actually had: The keyboard's broken = I've changed the text colour in outlook to white, and completely failed to acknowledge that the keyboard magically works in every other application.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I hated that time in my career. You get to talk to the worst humanity has to offer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

oof, yeah that’s me & Spotify rn. each time they send me a marketing email i reply to it asking them not to send me marketing materials and i CC all the addresses which would reach a human (support@, help@, marketing@, abuse@, and if i’m feeling pissy then legal@).

and each time i get a human reply instructing me how to unsubscribe, and sometimes we’ll back-and-forth a bit about how that’s not the point. Spotify’s special: most companies will just unsubscribe you and get it over with if you ask, but not Spotify. i don’t really enjoy doing any of this but like you said: some of us have weird obsessions.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Sounds interesting. What was the subject of these tickets?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel like I won but I'm stressed out what happens...

This is what would happen if Joker kills Batman.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

what if joker kills joker?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

Sociopath much

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

I’m not even mad anymore

Then the revenge worked?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

It's a multi-stage boss. The next one is Chipotle.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Anon is the Reverse-Flash.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

He won but actually lost.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

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