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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 years ago (2 children)

American here. Is a bicycle anything like a motorcycle?

[–] [email protected] 92 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I think it's one of those woke enviro LGBTQ things. Now even the cycles have to be bi and no more motors!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the GOVERNMENT wants me to use my LEGS to MOVE

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Fuck that, I'm not BI-pedal

chops leg off

/s obviously...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

God that's good

[–] Resonosity 1 points 2 years ago

Have an upvote your sob

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Idk I see plenty of liquor-cycles in my neck of the woods.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

You mean a Dodge Ram?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just wait until the Cybertruck powered only by elon's cameras hits the streets and the sidewalks and anything that gets in it's way

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

The flat stainless steel makes is easy to clean the guts off

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What's with the random irrelevant picture?

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeonmi_Park

Yeonmi Park is a North Korean defector, YouTuber, author, and American conservative activist, described as being "one of the most famous North Korean defectors in the world".

38 North, a website dedicated to news on North Korea, has noted that some critics, including other North Korean refugees, have accused Park of embellishing her accounts or appropriating elements from others' escape stories.

In early 2023, screenshots of Park's 2021 interview with Joe Rogan became the center of memes accusing her of embellishing her stories.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

I'm sure Rogan never embellished his stories.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Ah so she's a right wing grifter

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

embellishing her accounts or appropriating elements from others’ escape stories

I grew up in Miami with the Cuban community. Those people use to embellish and outright lie about their experiences in Cuba. People would tell me things like that the government would shoot you because they didn't like you. Once I went to Cuba myself, I stopped believing anything those people in Miami said. They were straight full of crap.

One dude in particular would claim he was such a victim of the Cuban government. They wanted to lock him up for whatever BS reasons I can't remember, but something political like upsetting a government official or something. He was somehow an extended family member, and I was at his house for a BBQ. The dude got drunk, and I happened to mention something neutral about Ernesto "The Che" Guevara, and this dude flies off of the handle with some uncomfortable, 30+ mins rant that ruined the night. I left because the night was ruined. While I was leaving, someone I was much closer to in my family later told me on the way to our cars that he had to leave Cuba because he was wanted for rape.

Cuba definitely has its problems and certain restrictions that aren't common in the rest of Western liberal democracies. Their economy sucks in comparison to a lot of other countries. However, they are under one of the hardest embargoes in the world. Everyone also has free education and healthcare. These are so good, that their health education system is the educator of choice in all of Latin America, and Cuba sends battalions of doctors and other medical providers around the world. I have used their healthcare system multiple times, and it was seriously impressive. It's not the hellhole these people say it is.

Edit: I wouldn't have chosen to have been born there, but I also wouldn't have chosen to have been born in the USA. It seems to me that the best places to have been born are in Western Europe.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

You are however allowed to challenge the F150 to a gun fight

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The 150th iteration of the android that houses Henry Ford's head.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Wouldn't that be a cyborg not an android?

Or is the head just decorative? All salted and shriveled like a slim Jim?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Go to your nearest Ford dealership, sign the papers and find out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does he give me the papers?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No thats john ford, ford f-150s son

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

F-150 isn’t the family name?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My NDA prevents me from elaborating further

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What is NDA? No Dancing Agreement? Is F-150 like a dance group name?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

The Arch-Magus of the Extreme Court.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's Ford's standard full-size pickup truck.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

That’s impossible.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

I used to ride my road bike on actual road here in Florida. The only reason I think I didn't get hit, although definitely some close calls, is because I'm an offensive lineman so if they were to hit me it would cause a lot more damage to their vehicle than a normal bicyclist and didnt want to damage their trucks too much.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Considering the number of bicyclists I know who've been clipped by trucks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

the heavies