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[–] rbesfe 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's a Chinese porridge-like food made from rice and cooked so long that it's very soft and you can't feel individual rice grains anymore. It's also pretty much tasteless on its own.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

TIL, and I like the concept of melted rice with crispy rice !

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's not tasteless on its own if you cook it with stock, some bones, and/or some veggies (admittedly the latter two are hard to get out of it before serving).

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

So then not in it's own.

Im sure you could spice a turd to be palatable but on its own it's probably going to taste like a turd.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (4 children)

If you totally fucked up risotto, flavorless, beyond mushy, whala, you have congee. Source, lived in Asia. You can add Knorr chicken powder and throw some semi dried, half rotten fish on it to make it worse if you want.

[–] spare_muppets 13 points 2 years ago

You should do restaurant reviews.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

This guy eats chicken nuggets

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

whala

Just in case you didn't know, it's actually "voilà" meaning something like 'look there' in French.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Ugh ... Risotto is just dinner porridge to start with.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Congee can be super good. It's all about what you make it with. We used to make something similar to this recipe: https://www.tastetoronto.com/recipes/summer-corn-and-chicken-congee

The corn cobs in the stock give it this awesome sweet grassy flavor. (sounds weird, but it's so good) A bunch of ginger and onions. And, we'd prepare a chili oil with Sichuan peppers and fried garlic slices to drizzle on top. It was flavor overload. Set your mouth buzzing (the chili and Sichuan pepper oil, if you've never experienced it ... idk how to explain, it's great), warmed you up and made you feel good for the rest of the day.

Congee can be excellent. It's not necessarily boring.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I think you may have replied to the wrong comment...

[–] LostWon 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That would be an interesting combo. I guess those are chocolate Rice Krispies?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Yep, they were chocolate Rice Krispies, but mixing the congee did not become all chocolatey like the milk in the advertisements.