“tommy don’t put too many onions in the sauce!”
‘ma it’s three small onions!’
“and how many cans of tomatoes?”
‘two cans two big cans’
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he will make in 2.5 games what i make in 12 months
Probably keeps him out of enough trouble.
I know hea not particular of the elite kind but still feels light doesn't it
And I picked him up off the waiver wire in my dynasty league a few days ago and he won my week for me. Thanks!
“Tommy, tommy, ya gotta get ready fa church. Let’s go, your grahndmutha alreadys got the pork roll ready and ya eggs are gettin cold, sweety, yav got to get up and go.”
“Ma. MA. I TOLJA already. I can’t! I play for the Giants now, I gotta game! I gotta get ta work, ma! You KNÜ this!”
“Ah, so your little game is more important than breakfast with your grandma and your own mother. Fine. Go play ya game, Thomas.”
Tommy's dad for sure wears a wife-beater and a gold chain of St. Mary, and chews on a the same toothpick all day
“Ya cousin Nicky is a big shot stock trader at the strip mall next to Vito’s Daily Slice, AND HE still makes time fuh his grandma and his mahm!”
Is Tommy's mom my mom? Well done capturing the Italian-American mom guilt, which, for some reason, always includes the use of their kids' full name.
…did you write for The Sopranos?
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He'd be cooler if he lived with his dad, Danny Devito.
He stackin’ sats
Think they still claim him as a dependent?
Asking the real questions!
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Poor guy only 44k a game. He must be broke.
It's more that he has his family take care of everything non football related. He already has everything he needs at his house right now. Saving money is just a bonus
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A classic mammone. Every Italian boy lives with his mom until he's married.
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MA, WHERES DA GABAGOOL?
i bought some capocollo yesterday after seeing it in like every episode of the Sopranos (finally watching it..), and it's so fuckin good 😋
You see him do that gesture to celebrate the Saquon TD pass? So Jersey Italian it almost hurts. Lol
I want his jersey now. Maybe a TD chain. Dude is a meme .
I’m going to New York next week, let me know if anywhere is making a Devito sangwich in his honor
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Ma! MEATLOAF!
PICK UP YOUR FUCKING SKATEBOARD
Ma! Ma! We having chicken tonight or what?
Sunday afternoon he beats the Commanders, Sunday night, all about baked ziti.
Tommy Boy gets an extra cannoli during dessert for his performance too!
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What's the matter, dawg? You embarrassed?
This guy's a gangster? His real name's Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence' parents have a real good marriage
This guy don't wanna battle, he's shook
Time to rename the franchise the New Jersey Football Giants.
Never will I understand what’s so bad about living with your parents rent free and stacking money in your early 20s
In the economy/age we live in now, anything else is hard. Making student loan payments and rents just out of college is ridiculous now.
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Every time Tommy is mentioned makes me think of that one scene in Inglorious Basterds when Brad Pitt says bawndjorno
Grat see
Gorlami
IMO that's the best scene in the movie.
And there's a lot of good ones.
I still use the "scuse" from that film.
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If the Giants win out I want Tommy to bring the boys back to his house for dinner. Watching his mom cook for the team while they chill in the basement is primetime TV.
Lol. Dude makes my annual salary in 2.5 weeks and still lives at home with his mom. This housing market is absolutely out of control.
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$110k in Detroit is probably a similar take home to $750k in New York
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