Ack

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[–] Ack 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I read somewhere that he made a few million on them. It blew me away. It does not compute.

[–] Ack 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This just feels wrong to me. Sometimes I forget how old I am and then something like this happens.

[–] Ack 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh god damn it, you totally got me!

[–] Ack 14 points 8 months ago

They both went viral somewhat recently. I think that’s the joke, Burns is so old and out of touch he mixed them up.

[–] Ack 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I had the same thought. It should be:

Won a golf game and they didn’t see me cheat?

Or maybe:

Won a golf game and they were too intimidated to complain when they saw me cheat?

[–] Ack 40 points 9 months ago

Brain worms: The gift that keeps on giving!

[–] Ack 3 points 9 months ago

“I have my own business! (MLM)”

[–] Ack 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wow. That’s… I don’t even know. Funny? Sad? Ridiculous? Maybe all of the above.

[–] Ack 58 points 9 months ago (20 children)

I don’t get it, I assume it has something to do with the Trump assassination attempt. Did the secret service not look up a slope or something?

[–] Ack 1 points 9 months ago

That’s pretty funny, I never thought there’d be multiple universities using the state’s name!

[–] Ack 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I’m not from the states, why is the “The” important?

[–] Ack 59 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Later the rogue was eaten by a gazebo. :)

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