Ack

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[–] Ack 6 points 10 months ago

That was great. :)

[–] Ack 3 points 11 months ago

Travis, get your gun!

[–] Ack 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I’m not sure but maybe it’s “talk or we’ll let the lion eat you”.

[–] Ack 1 points 1 year ago

If it’s to your benefit, say nothing. But if it nerfs something you use then you have a duty to fix their mistake! Those national defence people will understand.

[–] Ack 16 points 1 year ago

He's going to need to be in a wheelchair

He’s never liked exercise, just like many of his fellow Americans. Man of the people!

drooling

He’s got someone to wipe up the drool, that’s job creation!

and unable to talk

He’s the strong, silent type!

before anyone in the right concedes that there may be an issue.

I don’t know if this will happen, unless he loses too many elections (??) and they suddenly drop him like a sack of hammers.

[–] Ack 7 points 1 year ago

Ah! That’s the missing piece, thank you!

[–] Ack 19 points 1 year ago

I’m not sure, but I think the guy REALLY didn’t want to clean his fridge.

[–] Ack 2 points 1 year ago

Wow, I can’t believe it’s been done!

[–] Ack 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The minigun would work for any police helicopters too!

[–] Ack 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s right! My mom does think I’m special!

[–] Ack 2 points 1 year ago

Did they check under the sofa cushions?

[–] Ack 29 points 2 years ago (3 children)

He looks as orange as Trump!

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