AgentOrangesicle

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Don't call me out, bro. I know Victorinox Kenjutsu.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those chanterelles, tho.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The fungus you're thinking of is likely ergot, because it shows up in pretty large volume in batches of rye.

In processing, it ends up as a dark purple/black dried up mass that assumes kinda a crescent shape. Mills will run a batch of rye through a color-sorter - a bunch of times consecutively - to reduce the amount of ergot in the batch before milling.

You can technically refine it into LSD, but if you screw up, you can kill people. (Morning Glories are the preferred method).

The number of 55-gallon drums of ergot I've disposed of, though... It's difficult not to identify with Walter White and wonder... "what if?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Yo, thank you to yogurt, sourdough, and various fermented beverages. Bless.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

"See, Marge, I told you they could deep fry my shirt." "I didn't say THEY COULDN'T, I said YOU SHOULDN'T."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I dunno. The axes are labeled.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

When the barrier is monetary, are you really getting the best folks?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It's a good thing that mental health disorders like that are totally transient and not permanently wired into people's neurology... which is a patently false statement. For real, though, you probably aren't getting comments because you haven't provided a back story.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Maybe this means something. Do you live anywhere where lions can attack you?

...and are you sure?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Metal Gear is a pretty cool guy. Eh launches nukes and doesn't afraid of anyone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Not if they're watching or listening. Otherwise I can't go.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

MY ONLY RINGS ARE THE BOSS ARENAS I DIE IN

 
 
 
 
 

Why can't he be Willem Dafriend?

Now I'm just recycling my Reddit content. Y'all need to pitch in with some low-effort MSPaint stuff.

 

I know you look it up every time.

 

I am not a talented musician, but sometimes I take two songs that shouldn't go together and I make them kiss.

 

I can't figure it out myself. I am not a smart man. How do you ensure that his right arm populates in ascii?

[T]/

I'll never be able to romance Malenia with one ar-

...oh, right.

 

Now how do we get the Reddit audience to fatroll in here?

 
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