ApeNo1

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Yep. My poor recollection sounds like the bogan Australian version.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sounds like someone has a copy of Gary’s Sports Almanac.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

“Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?”

“Fuck off! 'Judean People's Front'. We're the People's Front of Judea! 'Judean People's Front'.”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Before Calculus Existed

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

For some reason this article brings up a childhood memory of an opera singing orange on Sesame Street.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

DogeNet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes a racist douche bag at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago

We can’t tolerate transitioning energy. Energy is deterministically male or female at conception.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

“Defense network computers. New... powerful... hooked into everything, trusted to run it all. They say it got smart, a new order of intelligence. Then it saw all people as a threat, not just the ones on the other side. Decided our fate in a microsecond: extermination.”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Patisserie Chicken

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Getting Requiem for a Dream vibes.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Mark Fuck-a-Bird

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

"So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time."

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

The US Embassy in Australia attempted to provide clarity by offering some translations to help Americans “speak like a local”.

 

Got an Ooni for my birthday on the weekend and made my first ever pizzas. How did I do folks?

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