Sounds like someone has a copy of Gary’s Sports Almanac.
ApeNo1
“Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?”
“Fuck off! 'Judean People's Front'. We're the People's Front of Judea! 'Judean People's Front'.”
Before Calculus Existed
For some reason this article brings up a childhood memory of an opera singing orange on Sesame Street.
DogeNet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes a racist douche bag at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
We can’t tolerate transitioning energy. Energy is deterministically male or female at conception.
“Defense network computers. New... powerful... hooked into everything, trusted to run it all. They say it got smart, a new order of intelligence. Then it saw all people as a threat, not just the ones on the other side. Decided our fate in a microsecond: extermination.”
Patisserie Chicken
Getting Requiem for a Dream vibes.
Mark Fuck-a-Bird
"So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time."
Yep. My poor recollection sounds like the bogan Australian version.