BagOfHeavyStones

Yes. Brings some doubt to the post. Semi illiterate yet professional? On the other hand, it is on a Meta platform...

Pinball with arrow keys mapped to left and right flippers?

Organ Trail... What's the objective?

I know someone who drinks a few litres of gin a week. They seem impervious.

If you can hum and whistle at the same time you might have a chance.

Zuul will be pleased!

Are you a god?

Meta: happy to be reading this on PieFed where the comments from feddit.uk, Lemmy.world, Lemmy.ca, Lemmy.ml and Midwest.social all appear under the one article, but with their own sub-heading. Makes it feel less of a ghost town. I hope the greater Fediverse adopts this method over time.

It is related to a random meditation video I ripped to MP3 which generally works well.

"Fall Asleep In MINUTES! Sleep Talk-Down Guided Meditation Hypnosis for Sleeping"

Don't let it play past the first hour though. A glitch will wake you up again.

I use JetAudio's timer to start brown noise after 30 minutes, with the meditation played in another audio player.

Will one of your alts be GotNoArmsLeft?

Are you related to the FSM?

Sounds a bit like Ice Magic here in Australia.