Yes
Bananable
Can't wait for "The second American civil war - Oversimplified'". Coming soon.
The speed at which new users can download Rufus and have linux installed over that shit is truly amazing.
Bottom right
Just windows, I had windows 10 installed on my laptop and was constantly fighting with windows update so when the system broke (wouldn't boot) I finally installed Ubuntu. These days I use arch BTW.
You can just open them, all the ones at my Uni have tubular locks that can be opened as fast as using the key.
Vampire Survivors
I'd just like to say that if something says Ubuntu support it will very likely work on all Debian based distros unless its something really low level and your running one that swapped out systemd or something. They normally just mean that they ship their software as a .deb file and even that can be installed on non Debian distros if your willing to do some special stuff. Also as for drivers/firmware I've never had any issues except when trying to use a distros that doesnt include non-free firmware.
Mint is my go-to recommendation.
The Henry Stickmin.
You have to scan your student card on entrance and exit but I think it gets messed up if someone gets put through by the desk staff without scanning.