Blueteamsecguy

joined 2 years ago

Anon cheats through college in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Job

LET ME OUT OF HERE in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I say these.

It pisses her off and she hates it being the reason, and it's hilarious to me

xkcd #3044: Humidifier Review in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I do actually, but it's more of a sad laughter because there's nothing inside

Doctor tells you you have exactly 31 days left until you drop dead, what do you do? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Don't think it would be possible to be second to last or any other really

May not be the right place but here it goes. One of my brothers passes or get extremely tired if he sees porn. Even a sex scene in a movie he has to go lay down. Is there something wrong with him? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Primary Care Provider

Your regular "check up" doctor

Is McDonald's really that bad in USA? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'd be quite concerned if my pinky was turning black, but losing it isn't gonna kill me

Say his name! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

That's a good change

Microsoft Teams is dog shit in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Your IT team is doing it wrong then. You can map SharePoint sites directly to file explorer. Now that brings on a whole different set of issues ala OneDrive, which IMO is an even steamier pile of shit, but still - it's better than going straight through Teams

People need to remember this. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I was lucky enough to have Kaiser

And now I have a permanently fucked up knee because of them

the days where I didn't have to worry about life in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I resent that, I'm a security manager.

People complain to me and then I track and fix those complaints....wait shit

If any animal bite could give you super powers, what animal do you want to be bitten by and which super power do you hope to get? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 46 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Good news,

Plenty of animal bites can give you the same or even a better experience!

Fight me. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Last one is true..

Sincerely, mostly useless security professional.