if so then name your thing

Sort of I guess: em dashes.

Not to talk about, but to use when writing.
Now they are apparently the hallmark of AI-generated crap.

Very cool!
Love to the home instance 😊

That really hurts

Aww.
Here, try a different spin, mickey.

I became brothers with another guy from our troop that evening.

How I imagined you at the end of it:

If you like true crime:

• Truly Criminal
• Dark Curiosities

Crime Beat is good too, but that's a TV channel uploading their stuff as opposed to a grassroots YTer. Not sure if that matters to you.

Bill is just a science guy after all. Not a science lord.

Disguise skill level: Agent 47

that non-native speakers commonly over-pronounce when goofing around in a similar way.

Aluminum? Or is that more of a 'regional differences' thang?

They made the FART lady get a new plate after someone complained

Aww man! I tell you whut, whoever complained deserves to get farted and sharted on.

At least it's not a waffle

Carney folds like a cheap ass suit

Lmao! I had this image of him disappearing like Obi Wan, except instead of Jedi robes falling to the ground, it's a cheap suit.