Braindead

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

This is an appropriate moment to use:

What the actual fuck

[–] [email protected] 49 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Why is this a shitpost?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

That's likely because he can hear the blood flowing through your veins

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago

Edit: please help

Best edit ever

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

See how you compare to 30 applicants

Bitch, what?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Did you use chatgpt v1 to write this post? (although the language used smells like 3.5)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (8 children)

True for personal laptops, false for professional laptops. Might be why they gave me one with a fingerprint reader.

I unlock my work laptop a dozen times a day at least. Facial recognition FTW for that. TBH I've never felt the need to set up my fingerprint though...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Give them to your neighbors. Most households tend to use eggs in a decent amount...

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